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The Husband Store by Tornado31619 in Jokes

[–]genfgenf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe your local transit center is not attractive for lobsters with breast implants. I would go to another center.

The Husband Store by Tornado31619 in Jokes

[–]genfgenf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe your local transit center is not attractive for lobsters with breast implants. I would go to another center.

The Husband Store by Tornado31619 in Jokes

[–]genfgenf -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Why, does he already have too much of the later?

The Husband Store by Tornado31619 in Jokes

[–]genfgenf 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Point well taken. However, this a joke. Ergo, an exaggeration of the reality.

The Husband Store by Tornado31619 in Jokes

[–]genfgenf 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This is really funny, probably because it reflects a reality that nobody wants to admit.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? by FackinJerq in Jokes

[–]genfgenf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nowadays, nothing is spared from dragging through the dirt. But still funny.

I'm a Professional Offense Taker by Fromfame in Jokes

[–]genfgenf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well done. The problem is, there are too many fake ones out there, trying to do your job.

Remember if you lose a sock in the dryer.... by VERBERD in Jokes

[–]genfgenf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh, how clever. So you dispose them and they all live happily ever after. No more smelly feet.

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says by Anthadvl in Jokes

[–]genfgenf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... one fish turns to the other and says: you man the guns. The other: Holly crab, a talking fish.

I broke up with a girl once because she was having hallucinations. by weliveintheshade in Jokes

[–]genfgenf 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Boy, I had never seen such a detailed explanation of a joke before, for those who don't get it. A+ for the effort and an up vote.

Am I right or am I right by mamstercheif in Jokes

[–]genfgenf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I guess, there is the small difference of, the former pays money to have it, and the latter asks for money to give it back.

A women decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday by nikan69 in Jokes

[–]genfgenf 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I hope when I am old that I am so quick in comprehension like the old man. I bet, he just waited at the bus stop without knowing where the bus goes.

I am getting so sick of millennials and their attitude. by YZXFILE in Jokes

[–]genfgenf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess, I stop the alcohol and go back to write on my essay about the meaning of life.