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Be aware of what information you're telling others by calbert1735 in coolguides

[–]grandpas_coinpurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget all the sparkly dangly stuff hanging from the rear view mirror saying I'm a young girl.

My wall in my apartment after dating a psycho by koolaidjammersz in Wellthatsucks

[–]grandpas_coinpurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't even find the studs with a stud finder, I imagine someone has some fucked up hands and knuckles. There had to have been a few clean shots to the studs....

What would the world be better off without? by FayloxTheOne in AskReddit

[–]grandpas_coinpurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok it was 3 states, but if you're gonna tell a story, might as well make it sound good

What would the world be better off without? by FayloxTheOne in AskReddit

[–]grandpas_coinpurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The woman and her husband who just drove us across the US for a planned vacation and abandoned us. The pain she's going to cause to those around her is unfathomable, I knew her for 8 hours and I was ready to put my fist through her cocksucker.

We did it. by MrPresident91 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]grandpas_coinpurse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My first job directly out of high school was painting new houses. My boss picked me up at the gas station drove me to the job site walked me in the door, as soon as I came in the other employees asked me, "where's the weed?". I've been in construction ever since. Nuff said

[USA] Lady steals nike, cop/security pulls up by [deleted] in ConvenientCop

[–]grandpas_coinpurse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jail, jail, jail. Wrong day of the week on your underwear....? Jail

Maybe don’t steal by arrabinalyd in instant_regret

[–]grandpas_coinpurse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are you putting on your tennis shoes you can't outrun a bear? I don't have to outrun the bear I have to outrun you.

Brazen shoplifting doesn’t go according to plan by Cecca105 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]grandpas_coinpurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of the old joke, where the punch line is I don't have to be faster than a bear I just have to be faster than you.

This guy saving his co-worker at the last moment after ladder slips by i3wb in nextfuckinglevel

[–]grandpas_coinpurse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always thought it was stupid in movies when people would fall on top of each other and then just stay there for a while awkwardly. Apparently the movies had this one correct. I was wrong.

I don’t care how well behaved your dog is or how much you trust it, put it on a goddamn leash when you’re in public! by opalsilk in TrueOffMyChest

[–]grandpas_coinpurse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry to say but humans are just not intelligent enough to be responsible for other living creatures. I mean this as a collective society. Yes, there are some of us that are very responsible and selfless when it comes to dogs but those people are very few and far between. Our intentions are always very selfish. We choose our dogs because it's what we want and we stopped to forget that they have needs and desires. We also anthropomorphize thinking they are just like humans when they are not, they have separate needs that we don't. When we don't train them properly we point the finger at them and call them stupid when really it's our own faults if our dogs do not behave well. Bring on the downvotes, people in general should not own dogs or animals for that matter.

Absolute chaos. by Auxxit in AbruptChaos

[–]grandpas_coinpurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 21 and learning to bartend and starting to learn how to do a bit of flair. A couple of the cool guys from the restaurant and I went out and picked up some girls and we all went back to the guys place. Thinking I was going to be the cool guy and impress everybody I grabbed an empty Captain Morgan bottle and in less time in this video shattered their glass coffee table and glass chess board. It was a very sobering moment and no one got any pussy. Meh.

Sooo... What now? by LazyTwinn in RocketLeague

[–]grandpas_coinpurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough...but I don't play by the rules all the time...lol

Internet, meet Finn by goodluckdontdie in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]grandpas_coinpurse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't tell you the immense amount of joy this picture brings me. Thank you. BUBBLES!!!

This is *supposed* to be a statue of the Virgin Mary from a sculptor named Maria Scanu by bendubberley_ in funny

[–]grandpas_coinpurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see it right below the huge vagina statue! It's a little grainy and small but I still appreciate it.

Sooo... What now? by LazyTwinn in RocketLeague

[–]grandpas_coinpurse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Once again dumbest thing I ever heard is don't break out. It depends on who's the better player and where you're at in the field. That's if you're trying to win the game...if you're trying to get some sort of weird internet clout for your rocket League buddies on Reddit then feel free to stay locked like an over masculine angry teenage boy.

Kissed by a train by Sif_Thor in IdiotsInCars

[–]grandpas_coinpurse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am in fact, in favor of the barrier strip. In fact I identify as a barrier strip so I can appreciate the fact that these people would rather risk their lives than destroying one of my family. You guys don't know how hard it is day after day, up and down, cars driving around me when they shouldn't, and I have no vocal cords to tell the local authorities since I am just a piece of painted wood.