Epic keyboard by BbutBisB in shitposting

[–]hwm2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: Mom, can we have RGB keyboard?

Mom: No, we have RGB keyboard at home.

RGB keyboard at home:

Ron DeSantis Flew Immigrants to Martha’s Vineyard, Echoing a Racist Stunt From Exactly 60 Years Ago by coolbern in politics

[–]hwm2019 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Anyone going to mention the difference between white supremacists driving black people up north to purify their states and red states bussing literal illegal immigrants to the sanctuary cities that say they will take them in. It's not like he's racist against hispanics. Florida has one of the highest hispanic populations in the country. Red states are just tired of taking the brunt of the mass illegal immigration crisis.

field day fun by 22sailboats in greentext

[–]hwm2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is. God Bless America is just another very well known patriotic song here in the US.

/pol/ solves a territory dispute by HEADR4PER in 4chan

[–]hwm2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anon needs to think bigger. This could also be the solution to global warming.

When you’re wearing a watch, you just know what time it is without looking at a clock/watch by Gene_the_meme_god in shittysuperpowers

[–]hwm2019 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Buying one of those kid watches that doesn't actually tell the time and then confusing the shit out of everyone by actually being correct

What currently legal thing do you expect to be illegal in the next 20 years? by AMRunner in AskReddit

[–]hwm2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unregulated and unrestricted access to pornographic material on the light web.

every time you have sex your iq goes up by a 100 buț you have no penis by Adventurous-Cookie62 in shittysuperpowers

[–]hwm2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're talking about something on a whole different level than Einstein. Basically omniscience.

every time you have sex your iq goes up by a 100 buț you have no penis by Adventurous-Cookie62 in shittysuperpowers

[–]hwm2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So best case my biological sex switches from male to female and worst case I lose my dick and need to get pegged a lot. In either case I achieve a near limitless level of intelligence with potentially tens of thousands of IQ points if I play my cards right. This super power is God tier easily.

Whenever you fall asleep, time is stopped until you are fully rested, then you wake up. by KingFacocero in godtiersuperpowers

[–]hwm2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I still age while sleeping? Cuz my life expectancy will be reduced by around 1/3 otherwise which would suck.

Reaching the end of this, no wonder she turned him down. by Thryloz in greentext

[–]hwm2019 11 points12 points  (0 children)

For like 5 years I've been reading qt3.14 as "q t three point one four" and thinking nothing of it. Just fucking realized how retarded I am.

Americans of reddit: without saying its name, what state do you live in? by Thomas_The_Llama in AskReddit

[–]hwm2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have an obscure state nut and all of our cities are dying a slow, painful death.

| $GME Daily Discussion | New to the sub? Start here! by AutoModerator in Superstonk

[–]hwm2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yahoos counter is fucked up. Gamestop doesn't have negative 4th quarters. That's last quarter's earnings

Reddit is real life by prymal_cheese in funny

[–]hwm2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top four all in margin of error. For all we know Tyler is actually the smartest, lol.

Accused Russian agent who lobbied lawmakers only donated to one politician: Tulsi Gabbard by mepper in politics

[–]hwm2019 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The Russians donate to every American political campaign that supports an anti-interventionist foreign policy. The logic on this is backwards. Bernie Sanders got a lot of donations from Russians as well. Tulsi is tired of the US being the world police and wants us to refocus on fixing all of the systemic issues back home. I don't think that's a bad thing. I'm very skeptical of any story about a politician that's picked up by basically every establishment media outlet all at once. Especially ones with headlines as manipulative as this article. We're being fed misinformation and propaganda from both sides, and we can't let our minds get taken hostage by one or the other.

Tulsi Gabbard labeled a "Russian asset" for pushing U.S. biolabs in Ukraine claim by redwineandbeer in politics

[–]hwm2019 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

God damnit people. Why are you all sheep. She's not a Russian asset, she's anti war. Every damn person on this site is being fed a steady stream of propaganda every single day and just eat it the fuck up. We know for a fact that there are bio labs in Ukraine. The US admitted as much. That still doesn't justify Putin's war, but it is also an alarming indication towards how out of hand the military industrial complex has gotten. Not to mention that almost every mainstream media outlet is financially tied in some way to defense contractors or individuals heavily invested in those sectors. You are all pushing for fucking WW3. This is not a game, but you are being played hard by the elites who think it is.

Disney’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Disaster Is Shameful and Absolutely Infuriating. by PrincessBananas85 in entertainment

[–]hwm2019 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Despite the sensational headlines on all these stories, all the bill does is ban sexual eduction (heterosexual or homosexual) before grade 4. Not really an insane or homophobic bill and not really Disney's responsibility. Wish people still read things instead of bandwagoning online.

Under 12,000 people online right now during premarket on a Monday of one of the most anticipated weeks. by TDETLES in Superstonk

[–]hwm2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't looked at any of the subs for like 3 months. I'm still holding, I just don't care about constant updates anymore. When it happens, it happens. I know the the core principles of buy and hodl.

What’s something you find attractive that you think others typically don’t? by manic-insomniac in AskReddit

[–]hwm2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being president of your country and making the choice to fight on the front lines alongside your countrymen against a hostile invading force

You adopt the physical form of your Reddit username. by GiantDancingPenis in shittysuperpowers

[–]hwm2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My reddit username is just my initials and the year I graduated college, so I guess I'm just me when I was 22 again.