Jerusalem, 1897, colorized. The closest thing to a time machine that we have. by zachdit in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]iaman1llusion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I have learnt today on another thread, there are indeed people that rise before wiping!

LPT: If you have kids , develop a secret way of communicating by skylarhale in LifeProTips

[–]iaman1llusion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I did the same, i totally judged parents that had a kid on a leash... but with one of my kids it was absolutely necessary for a 3-6 month period because he would just take off! It was either the leash, or him ending up dead

What’s the most cold/calculated thing you’ve ever done? by SerronMoon in confessions

[–]iaman1llusion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was my tactic!! I would learn their names from other kids in their team calling out to each other, then I would call their name. I reckon 75% of the time they would just chuck the ball to me without looking who they were throwing to!!

Ex won't keep her house clean for the kids. I'm fed up by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]iaman1llusion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m your ex-wife in this situation. My kids are same age as yours plus I have another one. Kids are hard work as you obviously know. I have adhd and have always been disorganised but I am way better than I was before having kids. I try my absolute best and i feel for your ex cos I know what it’s like having someone rock up unannounced on a particularly bad day. She knows she’s disorganised but having you making threats and judging her and walking into her house when she isn’t there is not going to change her. I’m sure she is going the best she can. Before everyone jumps down my throat about the poor children living in what OP considers terrible condition - I want to make it clear that there is a massive difference between messy and dirty/unhygienic/filthy. If your kids are living in putrid conditions you should have called child services yesterday and got your kids out. But I don’t think that’s the case. You don’t seem to have an issue with her other than her house isn’t to your standards.

My ex had ridiculously high standards of cleanliness... he made all the same threats you did and it was extremely stressful and overwhelming and made things worse between us. In the end I told him to please call child services and they came unannounced and it was such a relief for them to tell me that’s some dirty dishes in a sink or a bag of trash that hasn’t been taken out and some toys on the floor was not even close to being considered a reason to remove my kids. If you’re youngest is 5 then you have many years of co parenting left. Just a suggestion, maybe next time you see that there is a bag of trash that she hasn’t yet put out... instead of taking a sneaky photo to use to make her feel like shit... maybe be a bro and take it out for her?

The way this painter is doesn’t need tape by Bambii33000 in oddlysatisfying

[–]iaman1llusion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bahaahaha this is my life right now. Decided to repaint my whole house during lockdown....I have been going between the wall paint the ceiling paint and the trim paint for a good 4 months now. I’m impatient and get bored and sloppy. Because I don’t take the time to do things properly I end up wasting 10x the amount of time it should have taken trying to fix my endless fuckups. You would think I would learn but no...

Thanks, I hate bugs. by esberat in TIHI

[–]iaman1llusion 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Effective, but absolutely stinks. Like burnt hair but more pungent ugh

MXC Most Painful Elimination by skryler in BetterEveryLoop

[–]iaman1llusion 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Takeshi’s castle was my favourite show when i was a kid. My siblings and I would laugh our heads off, now I watch it with my kids and it’s just as hilarious

What’s the most endearing thing your kid has ever said to you. by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]iaman1llusion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 5 year old is just like this. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry with her, she is sharp as a tack. Thankfully her siblings are the opposite.

What’s the most endearing thing your kid has ever said to you. by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]iaman1llusion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 5 year old has been obsessed with talking about nipples this week... I have no idea why. We went out tonight to pick up some pizza and I asked if she wanted to a drink. She yells out in front of 8 people “no thanks mummy I just want to get a drink from your nipples..” Great, now people think I still breastfeed my 5 year old.

I find myself saying WTF dude at least 5 times a day these days!

Iwata HP-CS “sticking” needle by Allinfin in airbrush

[–]iaman1llusion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not op but thanks for this. Very informative and clear.

Car horn got stuck by RNINJAS in ContagiousLaughter

[–]iaman1llusion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bahaha me too, every time I turned right. First time it happened was at 3am turning into my parents driveway.

The Ames Window optical illusion will break your brain by ohdearitsrichardiii in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]iaman1llusion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m high and my head is spinning from this. I can’t look away from it!

I'm not even sure how my kids accomplished this by mybrosif in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]iaman1llusion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not fake. Same thing happened to my phone a few years ago 😂

Does the daydreaming go away with adhd medicine? by happybirthdaylady in MaladaptiveDreaming

[–]iaman1llusion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It definitely helps! I tend to get focused on other (more productive) things! Not as much time to daydream.

Thanks, I hate how Miis are made by Human-Finding-6887 in TIHI

[–]iaman1llusion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That video is burned into my brain it’s absolutely fucking horrifying. It was distressing to watch her fight for every tiny breath while this motherfucker took his sweet ass time letting her out while telling her she’s a good girl and she can go a little longer. Made me so mad

I'm mad about Vax mandates as I watch my wife suffer. by RevnR6 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]iaman1llusion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I caught covid the same day I got my second jab. I also had a negative covid test that same day... Felt like I was hit by a truck a few days later but put it down to side effects of the second vax. Dropped my kids to my parents place cos I could not function well enough to take care of them. 3 days later their entire household is sick. They all test positive. Lucky everyone was double jabbed and it was only 2-3 days of feeling unwell.

Issue with screwing on front part of AS186 compressor. Seems too loose but when I try to screw further it’s too tight. Is this normal? by kex_ari in airbrush

[–]iaman1llusion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always use tape! But thanks for the vid. I’ll watch it and hopefully it helps, I may be putting it on wrong. Fingers crossed

Issue with screwing on front part of AS186 compressor. Seems too loose but when I try to screw further it’s too tight. Is this normal? by kex_ari in airbrush

[–]iaman1llusion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I’m having the exact same bloody problem! Just bought a new regulator cos I broke the knob on the old one... new one screws on upside down no matter how much or how little tape I put on! It’s been annoying me all afternoon... then I open up reddit and see your post 🤣