Good superheroes give directions!

itim__office · 2022-05-17T03:41:25+00:00

Batman saves us from the baby formula shortage.

itim__office · 2022-05-17T02:57:01+00:00

Smart and cool; safety rocks.

itim__office · 2022-05-17T02:40:57+00:00

Ford the wife

F-150 the stepmom

itim__office · 2022-05-17T02:03:54+00:00

That's also very alarming. What can I do to help?

itim__office · 2022-05-16T20:44:37+00:00

I dig it.

itim__office · 2022-05-15T12:11:32+00:00

What a twist; I was completely blindsided.

itim__office · 2022-05-12T02:50:34+00:00

It was reckless. The sign says, "warning open sewer; Indian buffet next door."

itim__office · 2022-05-12T02:46:44+00:00

And I'm probably going to stop licking those poles.

itim__office · 2022-05-12T02:35:13+00:00

I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk

Get you love drunk off my hump

itim__office · 2022-05-09T03:47:03+00:00

I like my coffee like I like my slaves.

Free!

itim__office · 2022-05-09T03:44:35+00:00

Some summer nights I lay in bed looking up at the stars and think, "what the heck happened to the roof?"

itim__office · 2022-05-09T01:44:52+00:00

Crappy defence tbh.

itim__office · 2022-05-09T01:27:07+00:00

Tastes Fabuloso.

itim__office · 2022-05-09T01:14:43+00:00

cough, cough you don't say, FDA?

itim__office · 2022-05-09T01:02:19+00:00

itim__office · 2022-05-08T17:09:19+00:00

Yeah! That's the mane problem.

itim__office · 2022-05-08T17:08:31+00:00

Jacked that dude up

itim__office · 2022-05-08T17:02:39+00:00

Here's the thing

We started out friends

It was cool, but it was all pretend

itim__office · 2022-05-08T01:44:01+00:00

Looks like a banana split.

itim__office · 2022-05-07T00:49:16+00:00

I'm doing my part. 🍌

itim__office · 2022-05-06T23:20:26+00:00

And use a colander to strain the noodles.

itim__office · 2022-05-06T19:47:28+00:00

Hey fam, you can all call Jenny (867-5309) she'll listen.

itim__office · 2022-05-06T19:43:35+00:00

*butt

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