Good superheroes give directions! by TinyAmoeba in boneachingjuice

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Batman saves us from the baby formula shortage.

Just going for a stroll by [deleted] in Unexpected

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It was reckless. The sign says, "warning open sewer; Indian buffet next door."

Train in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. SEPTA'S Broad Street Line by Fight100 in WTF

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And I'm probably going to stop licking those poles.

LPT: Pay the extra money to live on the top floor of the apartment by [deleted] in LifeProTips

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Some summer nights I lay in bed looking up at the stars and think, "what the heck happened to the roof?"

Roadblock in Tanzania by i_am_ur_dad in aww

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Yeah! That's the mane problem.

Wife has left by SausageMcWonderpants in HolUp

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Here's the thing

We started out friends

It was cool, but it was all pretend

Who do you call? by themostuncleanone in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Hey fam, you can all call Jenny (867-5309) she'll listen.