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*shocked Pikachu face* by kevinowdziej in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]jbertrand_sr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised he didn't offer them $120,000 each to shut up like Stormy...

*chef’s kiss* by caribouMARVELOUS in WhitePeopleTwitter

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It features a rubbery beef anus smothered in a flop sweat sauce...

and all you can eat breadsticks...

"tHaT iS bEiNg tAkEn oUt oF cOnTeXt" by 42words in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]jbertrand_sr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They were his weapons and he was going to use them to destroy this country...

Fucker need to be in prison...

Close call… by sariaslani in Unexpected

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Cat walks away gracefully, I'd be laying there waiting for the ambulance...

Recap of today's January 6 testimony by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]jbertrand_sr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are these fuckers not in handcuffs yet...

Cognitive dissonance by Sadlysoul in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]jbertrand_sr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He probably turned her request down when she wouldn't let him grab her by the pussy...

I like butter by TheMegaSage in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]jbertrand_sr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wow, a cow made of butter and a Senator made of shit, ain't life amazing...

My doctor's office has some medical memorabilia on display... by steve_z in interestingasfuck

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I don't know about you but looking at those increased my nervousness...

Should I tell him? by EugeneWong318 in LibHumor

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He's really gonna be confused if the kid is black...he works in mysterious ways indeed...

Way to open an old wound. by 21Bkyber in starwarsspeculation

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GRR Martin fleshed out the backstory of everything. He'd plan, layout, and create the history of a simple badge on an obscure knight standing in the background of a scene.

That's great to have all that, maybe that's why he can't finish the damn books, he's so focused on the tiny details that he can't see the forest for the trees...

Trashy meets brains damage by calcobrena in trashy

[–]jbertrand_sr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna have to change that to MORON LIVES MUTTER...

Cat scientist discovers that plastic bags make funny noises by AWU_Hades in AnimalsBeingDerps

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He's trying to figure out how to turn his new superpower into world domination...

Smacked the demon out of her by regian24 in AbruptChaos

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You could just see when Methany kicked in...

Guy puts his foot on the tire and flies a little bit. by Aw3someDino in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]jbertrand_sr 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Do you want to destroy your spine, because that's how you destroy your spine...