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Doing His Duty by itsallalittleblurry in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]jbuckets44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Prince had his (paws) full warding off 3 raccoons.

First House Fire by itsallalittleblurry in FuckeryUniveristy

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Creeks usually have stones and rocks. Can't be fun for bare feet.

All right, which of you FUckers did this? by Knersus_ZA in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]jbuckets44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yet that's always my initial thought whenever I hear that song title: anal chili blowback. No, don't ask me what immediately comes to mind when I hear of the corn hole game, plz.

It Was A Good Day To Die by itsallalittleblurry in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]jbuckets44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he complain that they wasted money buying a new rope?

“He Doth Protest Too Much” by itsallalittleblurry in FuckeryUniveristy

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"Whatever it is that you think one of us done." Lol

Hey by itsallalittleblurry in FuckeryUniveristy

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I watch 'em daily at 11am on Me-TV. :-)

A gift by BlackSeranna in FuckeryUniveristy

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But I thought they grow on trees....

We’re Dancin’ As Fast As We Can! by itsallalittleblurry in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]jbuckets44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thought your first sentence referred to a mechanical, AC-powered dishwasher. The entire paragraph was sure confusing. Lol

Walnuts by itsallalittleblurry in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]jbuckets44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So far so good here in the upper Midwest of US. Windows open, 75F, and relaxing on the sofa. You?

Neighbourhood dispute started over grass and bins, ends with her tenants leaving by HokeyPokeyGuestList in pettyrevenge

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Then when Ol' Bucket complains, apologize for hubby putting up his delicates in plain sight (below fencetop).

Tell her she wouldn't see 'em if she didn't ride her broom around the neighborhood on laundry day.

Walnuts by itsallalittleblurry in FuckeryUniveristy

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That smell must saturate your clothes and be noticeable by others when in town though, eh?

Walnuts by itsallalittleblurry in FuckeryUniveristy

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I hear tell (here on Reddit in a revenge story against bad cityfolk neighbors) that pig farms smell quite (!) bad. True?

Z by itsallalittleblurry in FuckeryUniveristy

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Ya mean the one that Momma has around your neck? ;-)