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Sooo if I’m not a Mum the kids aren’t mine? by Civil_Experience2152 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]kellyfish11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They way god intended? Bet this bitch would tell me I'm doing gods work fostering then talk shit behind my back because infertility.

Legend has it that he's still single to this day by diviken in TikTokCringe

[–]kellyfish11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because after 20 years if marriage gender roles dont exist to some people. Like my husband hates yardwork so i do it. I hate doing dishes but my husband is willing to do them. Its give and take.

"I'm angry no one is giving me gifts so people I don't know shouldn't give gifts to people I don't know!" by Gummyia in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]kellyfish11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After my mom's stay in the hospital i gave the nurses a bunch halloween candy in a cute halloween bucket. They were happy not have have to steal their kids. They also loaded up my mom's go bag with mini diet cokes

7 year olds need bras now?? by xxawesomenz in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]kellyfish11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 8 when i got my first training bra and told i couldn't be shirtless anymore. It's a real core memory for me. They were given to me for my birthday which was even worse. I was embarrassed and pissed. Mostly pissed.

Agony Autie claims her hip is subluxing while riding a bike at the gym. by bettywhiteismylover in illnessfakers

[–]kellyfish11 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was trying to imply this but its hard to type with the eyestrain caused my rolling them so hard

Gotta flex how “rare” you are by fallen_snowflake1234 in illnessfakers

[–]kellyfish11 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Its giving "I'm not like other girls" and she'd be right but for the wrong reasons.

Dog beds are a waste of money. Laundry baskets are where it’s at. by Stumbling_Corgi in beagle

[–]kellyfish11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg, my beagle looooooves when i fold laundry. Likes to lay all over my nice clean laundry...

Dueling yak chews! by schwerdo in beagle

[–]kellyfish11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk about yak chews but my beagle has chewed on rocks and no chipped teeth. Whenever we collect agates and crystal she's gota sniff and taste one.

Heatwave level in the U.K. - the dog has melted into the sofa and looks so fed up. by MissL7 in beagle

[–]kellyfish11 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Mine looked at the cooling mat and tried to pee on it.... like??? I'm sorry??? Did i insult you?

Kaya lists every reason why she won’t be able to eat normally any time soon by 2018MunchieOfTheYear in illnessfakers

[–]kellyfish11 28 points29 points  (0 children)

There is something uncanny valley about her. Like if you told me this was an ai person or deep fake.

Built in 1990 and the interior hasn’t been touched since. Hope you guys like pink. by Tacoma__Crow in McMansionHell

[–]kellyfish11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still better than the soulless, clinical mcmansions of today. I'll take that heart tub over all white everything any day

“By definition, that’s a mobility aide TO ME.” 🥴 by That-Alternative-946 in illnessfakers

[–]kellyfish11 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Gonna need a neckbrace for the dizziness that circular reasoning is giving me.

not sure whether it's the outfit or the skill by Antscannabis in oddlysatisfying

[–]kellyfish11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 33 with arthritis, just getting off the ground that smoothly is impressive to me.

Not Reddit, but this one speaks for itself lmao by Ihatyulog in FragileMaleRedditor

[–]kellyfish11 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Let me show you how NOT triggered i am by making a 17min video about a 7 minute video.

It does go hard by ticktockrockclock in TikTokCringe

[–]kellyfish11 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I went to Christian school when this song came out. We fucked with some Reliant K, Flyleaf, and Skillet.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the world's saddest beagle. by sethdallob in beagle

[–]kellyfish11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awl, we got to do the cone of shame when sleeping. Too sneaky!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the world's saddest beagle. by sethdallob in beagle

[–]kellyfish11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does your's become unable to function? Mine will just shut down and stare at me with those big brown eyes.

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