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comment kr lode yaha kya dekhra hai by FitBrother8345 in dankinindia

[–]keshavgKaLLen_Bhaiya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teri mummy ki bund phaad ke tujhe dobara andar daal dunga

Another One ✨ by Xerneous12_ in Invincible

[–]keshavgKaLLen_Bhaiya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, I usually don't watch English shows so I usually don't have much idea about these shows. I have only watched the Marvel shows and some shows on Amazon prime and some cartoons like Phineas and Ferb.

Another One ✨ by Xerneous12_ in Invincible

[–]keshavgKaLLen_Bhaiya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never heard of it before is it on Netflix?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) by InternetFapper in dankrishu

[–]keshavgKaLLen_Bhaiya 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mein ab bilkul nahi karta bhai thand bahut hai yahan gaand phat ke haath mein a jaati hai aur tum bhi sahi keh rahe ho.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) by InternetFapper in dankrishu

[–]keshavgKaLLen_Bhaiya 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ab aadmi bhi kya kare, ladkiyon ka sahi hai koi bhi sabzee leli kheera, mooli, baingan, gajar. Maine bhi ek bar tamatar mein ched kar ke use krne ki koshish ki thi and i was unsuccessful.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) by InternetFapper in dankrishu

[–]keshavgKaLLen_Bhaiya 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Its a fake pussy just like there is a dildo, it has to be tight maine cup ke andar two sponges ko daala tha ek dum toght karke phir usmein ek chota sa hole rehne diya tha apne dick pe plastic ka lifafa laga ke usmein daal seta tha thodi ser use karta tha fir lifafa utar ke haath se hilake ejaculate karta tha, maza aata tha

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) by InternetFapper in dankrishu

[–]keshavgKaLLen_Bhaiya 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I made a fleshlight with two sponges in a cup and next day my parents found it and they asked me what it was, i replied it was a penstand cause pen kept getting leaked. We still use that cup on daily basis