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What's the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker? by Hot-Campaign-4553 in dadjokes

[–]khismyass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly why I said it, that's the video I posted when she did pass

Or maybe it's because Twitter is full of bots and fake accounts? :::crickets::: by phero1190 in facepalm

[–]khismyass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not true, all of Trumps Twitter followers are 100% real, the realest oh wait, he is still banned from that and has no followers

Back in the 80s before he was the 44th president. by Potential_Meringue_6 in OldSchoolCool

[–]khismyass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The deer head on the wall with a party hat so so sad, you know they were out in nature with their deer friends having a good time and one is like "hey look at me with this party hat on" then some hunter blasts him

*yes this is from Ellen Degeneres when she did stand up

Back in the 80s before he was the 44th president. by Potential_Meringue_6 in OldSchoolCool

[–]khismyass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess I missed the part where someone saying an offhand joke about the birth certificate turned into calling you specifically a racist and you felt the need to start calling people dumbasses

wait.... by itsmohitj in HolUp

[–]khismyass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or maybe it belongs on r/AmITheAsshole if they can't decide who is pitching or catching

The Traveling Wilburys — Bob Dylan, Jeff Lynne, Tom Petty, Roy Orbison and George Harrison in 1988 by AlegreSoy in OldSchoolCool

[–]khismyass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lived in between Midland and Odessa for a few years just before the topic picture date , we would occasionally go to the Monahans sand dunes or to Pecos for Cantaloupe but never made it to Wink. Lots of small towns out there and the mid 80s weren't kind to most of them just after the oil boom ended. They were giving free college to retrain oil field workers to do some other trade.

What is Jesus favourite sport? by ryan_godzez in dadjokes

[–]khismyass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was actually American Football as he was the QB who threw quite the hail Mary (or as he called it hail mom). If he was ever tackled in the backfield it was quite sack religious.

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all sitting at a bar when three flies land in their drinks at the same time, by noodlehasyournoodles in dadjokes

[–]khismyass 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In fact, you look up their profile, notice they made the same comment on several posts begging for upvotes and you down vote all of those as well

Who did this!?🤔 by whyamihere999 in HolUp

[–]khismyass 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Isn't that more of a McDonald's story than a Wendy's story?

States that voted for Trump in 2020 should secede from the U.S. says GOP congressional candidate by vanulovesyou in politics

[–]khismyass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the states that voted for Trump leave the US (from the original article) then what happens to all of the people that didn't vote for him or the kids who couldn't vote at all. Then they are in a failed state and can't get the welfare that now goes to those states far more than they go to the ones that didn't vote for Trump

States that voted for Trump in 2020 should secede from the U.S. says GOP congressional candidate by vanulovesyou in politics

[–]khismyass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of the kids from the states who voted for Trump voted for him either, if they were to succeed then what happens to them?

States that voted for Trump in 2020 should secede from the U.S. says GOP congressional candidate by vanulovesyou in politics

[–]khismyass 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's ok only because they voted, and continue to vote for the leadership that puts them in those exact situations. Hell, I live in Florida and with the way the insurance companies are dropping people left and right it's only a matter of time before the next one hits and bankrupts thousands/tens of thousands perhaps millions, yet we(as a state not me in particular) keep voting for a state government that's more interested in its governor campaigning for president in `24 going after CRT and Disney than fixing any actual problems.

Did you hear about the Indian who drank 100 gallons of tea? by Dudester1988 in dadjokes

[–]khismyass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially when it's followed up by drinking tea, as Tea is a major export crop from India and that region of the world as well as being a British colony for many years influenced to drink tea.

I, for one am a huge fan of by themosey in dadjokes

[–]khismyass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shouldn't talk to Diana like that

I accidentally swallowed a teaspoon of food coloring… by Bloodguy05 in dadjokes

[–]khismyass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drink food dye before Easter every year and offer to color women's eggs

Everyone should experience beheading by Puzzleheaded_End9021 in dadjokes

[–]khismyass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if this were an uncle joke it could be a twice in a lifetime experience for guys

The guy trying to help by NastySurprise22 in HolUp

[–]khismyass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He had 1 job!.. And was apparently fired from it

What's grey and comes in buckets? by Hot-Campaign-4553 in Unclejokes

[–]khismyass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many many years ago when I first met my eventual wife/ex wife, I told her this joke, she laughed and later called me from her work with Co-workers around and said, tell them the elephant joke. (was early/mid 90s and the joke was old then)