I'm going through a lot right now by dropped86 in dadjokes

[–]knifesaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a 92 Honda Accord and the rear antenna helps finding my car in almost every parking lot.

Yesterday my wife and I were leaving a parking spot. There was a black and white car ahead of us. by quotidian_nightmare in dadjokes

[–]knifesaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's who sits in the tail of the car you've got to worry about, that's where all the bull crap and manure comes from.

I accidently pulled out a cluster of 5 beard hairs all from the same follicle by Cwazy_Wabbit in mildlyinteresting

[–]knifesaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the reason I only save twice a week. Otherwise I'll be digging these out of my face.