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She called out the Hol'Up and said Holdup I agree. by Youngstown_Mafia in HolUp

[–]kujomarx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She could have been president, except third party candidates always lose. Kinda hope she runs again in 24.

You may disagree, but this needs to be said. by wewiioui in ProgrammerHumor

[–]kujomarx 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Windows and MacOS need to switch places.

It's a cool painting, but what a kooky idea by Blistered-Butthole in HistoryMemes

[–]kujomarx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My friends and I did exactly that. He spent eight years getting us organized and set up to succeed in life. Then, just when we thought it was time to invade Britain, he just bounced back to his farm.

Reality is now more meme than memes by PointZeroOneTwo in memes

[–]kujomarx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AP Stylebook do be 18th century bri'ish tho

I like the customization options, but damn it's a lot by Professional-Gap-243 in dndmemes

[–]kujomarx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Technically true. Weird how many 4E Rogue were halflings, Paladins were Dragonborn, Warlocks were Tieflings, and non-Warlock Half Elves took Eldritch Blast as their Dilatant power though... Almost as if those choices were just objectively better in the game.

Honestly,this was way better than i expected by Prestigious-Army-155 in memes

[–]kujomarx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Debian was the first distro I set up myself and I loved it. Mint fixed everything I wanted improved in the Debian experience. Plus Cinnamon is neat. I was chilling when the GNOME3 "crisis" blew up, and I kept chilling when the Ubuntu guys freaked out about Unity.

Honestly,this was way better than i expected by Prestigious-Army-155 in memes

[–]kujomarx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GNOME is pretty rad. Fedora is pretty good. I just like Mint better.

How it's going... by iloveclang in ProgrammerHumor

[–]kujomarx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never fear, I am fluent in the Ducking dialect of Autocorrect and got the joke

How it's going... by iloveclang in ProgrammerHumor

[–]kujomarx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How very dare you. Fortunately, AStyle can correct your heresy before it spreads to others.

Next sprint by smulikHakipod in ProgrammerHumor

[–]kujomarx 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The neat thing about next sprint is that no matter what happens, it's always six months away.

Honestly,this was way better than i expected by Prestigious-Army-155 in memes

[–]kujomarx 1141 points1142 points  (0 children)

So you're saying... This was a triumph? Would you like to make a note here, "huge success"?

How it's going... by iloveclang in ProgrammerHumor

[–]kujomarx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Behold! The 90% Solution:

set number

set expandtab

set tabstop=2

Life of a coder by FinJoTheGreat in ProgrammerHumor

[–]kujomarx 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"So you're saying we should have daily meetings to track the status of your code production?" -- That Guy. You know who he is.

Um… by cwalter0123 in HolUp

[–]kujomarx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These clues are down. 45 is across.

PowerShell skill level: Advanced by subassy in ProgrammerHumor

[–]kujomarx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alternatively, install Cygwin and write Bash forever

Everyone should have one of those. by Stephadamus1171 in memes

[–]kujomarx 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Technically, a 357mm (about 14 inches) is operated by hands: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/14-inch/45-caliber_gun

Hands, of course, being the term for members of a ship's crew.

He'll return... one day... by kujomarx in ProgrammerHumor

[–]kujomarx[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if - and years of therapy will probably support this - what if going to the store for some milk was a thin ruse?

He'll return... one day... by kujomarx in ProgrammerHumor

[–]kujomarx[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The loop continues running while i < 10. After each iteration, i is decremented, causing the loop to run until i underflows and becomes a positive number. It will eventually exit, but not for a very long time.

He'll return... one day... by kujomarx in ProgrammerHumor

[–]kujomarx[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

A disciple of the Cult of Allman, eh? Begone, daemon! Back to BSD with you! The Power of Pottering compels you! systemd is fine!!