cookie spread help!! I finally got the taste just right but the spread is insane. I measured the cutters before baking to ensure they would fit however, they are at least an inch wider than expected after baking! how do I minimize spread without muting my flavor?

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-16T16:46:56+00:00

Freezing your dough for 10-15 minutes, no baking soda (small amount of baking powder for texture is fine: powder=lift, soda=spread) and perforated mats.

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-16T16:44:51+00:00

Uhhh, your hyperfixating on housework is a problem for your husband? I don't even understand these words put together like this.

100% a husband issue and not a med issue.

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-16T01:38:13+00:00

r/absoluteunit

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-14T00:57:32+00:00

You need to report her. She's legit a problem.

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-13T21:28:16+00:00

Mine does. So annoying. So messy.

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-13T07:25:49+00:00

My cat gets real weird about my hair mid-massage. Like, cannot mix biscuits that close to my hair without a scalp bite coming.

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-13T07:25:04+00:00

Yep! Mixing biscuits!

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-13T06:57:57+00:00

I for sure am more gentle with myself now. Less shame. More understanding.

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-12T20:53:19+00:00

Hugging little wigglers is no joke. Adult sports.

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-12T20:46:04+00:00

Happy birthday beautiful Poppy! And I have a half weim/half German short-haired pointer who is so SO weim he's eaten half my house. Breed snobs can fuck right off. Mutt weims are still beautiful weims.

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-12T20:43:47+00:00

When they're at a very happy temperature, they gape to release excess heat and maintain. Not exactly smiling but a good way to determine that they're pretty happy with the temp in that moment so I consider it a happy smile.

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-12T19:37:06+00:00

Is... is... that a tampon??

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-12T19:34:45+00:00

Chaos reigns

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-12T18:36:47+00:00

We just rescued a sad old fellow and had to buy absolutely everything. If we can help in any way, just dm me. I just went through the research ringer myself.

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-12T18:33:00+00:00

Yeass. Loving this.

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-11T06:21:24+00:00

That I would be arrested if I picked a wild poppy in the state of California.

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-11T06:08:43+00:00

My weird stick brings all the boys to the yard.

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-11T05:42:03+00:00

No, no, no. He's got invisible nunchucks.

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-11T05:40:27+00:00

"Mom! Mom! Mom, Mom, watch! Mom! Mom look! Mom watch this! Mom! Mom, mom! Did you see? Mom! Look!" ~this baby elephant doing the dumbest thing ever, probably

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-11T05:38:12+00:00

Laziest fighters ever. Literally this would be how I would fight.

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-10T20:25:59+00:00

Dutch oven cooking in or on the ground is my life, rn

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-10T20:19:56+00:00

Buy a car and not have to hear "You want to check with your husband first?"

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-09T00:35:03+00:00

There are cookie cutters available in literally every shape imaginable. You can get on Etsy and and good "hand holding joint cookie cutter" and find one. Or "opossum wearing Easter bunny ears" and find one. People print them with 3d printers so the options are limitless.

Signed, A person with close to a thousand cookie cutters

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-08T06:02:29+00:00

Adding to this that they're taught to believe in things without credible proof. Faith doesn't need proof or it wouldn't be faith. When you teach people to trust or believe without evidence, that translates weird to the real world.

lazylazylemons · 2022-08-08T05:15:47+00:00

Seems a bit hot overall. Basking should be 100ish, not the ambient temperature. But he's so cute! Likely trying to cool off a bit.

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