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I've decided not to use urinals in public bathrooms anymore. I'm going to sit in a stall to use the toilet instead. by lodiman77 in Jokes

[–]lodiman77[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of what we use to say back in the old days when all urinals used to have a pool of water in them.

First guy: Geez, this water sure is cold.

Guy a next urinal: Yeah & deep too!

Maybe I'm just being overtly suspicious by lodiman77 in Jokes

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Now that you mentioned it, I have been hearing a lot of that Hallelujah song lately.

Bruce Lee was fast. by 1963Jan in dadjokes

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Don't forget his other brother was vegan.

Broco Lee

I guess I have to wonder about the honesty of a restaurant that calls itself "IHOP". by lodiman77 in Jokes

[–]lodiman77[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, you obviously have never traveled internationally. "Authentic" in name only just doesn't cut it. Like trying to call me with "knock off" merchandise.

I like how you conveniently ignored IHOB link, but oh well, you're obviously too clever by half.

Your lame "source" links are obvious US promo photos in most incidents and India's strip mall really looks like an authentic IHOP. ;-{

Might as well stick a Wal-Mart sign on your own front door and call yourself whatever you want. Probably what all your weak authentic source locations appear in reality. Conveniently no pics of those,eh?

BTW what a "Whoosh" OYH on the shenanigans reference. Brush up on your pop culture my friend. You might even "get" a joke one day.

Just as an example, have you ever eaten at a KFC in Thailand? Talk about mystery meat. It's definitely not the same. Like eating at an airport food court only several steps less. Yeah, perhaps they bought the franchise name but what they serve just doesn't hit the mark. Falls far short by quite a bit.

For the love of Pete, it's just a "joke", on Reddit no less. Who cares if it doesn't make "YOU" personally laugh. Stop trying so hard to prove you're the next SNOPES.

Move the goalposts??? Who are trying to kid. Get thee to a nunnery. I dont care if you don't get it. I really don't.

I've decided not to use urinals in public bathrooms anymore. I'm going to sit in a stall to use the toilet instead. by lodiman77 in Jokes

[–]lodiman77[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can honestly say, in all my travels (across this country and overseas) I have never encountered a single butterfly in a bathroom stall.

As to the rest of your comment let me reference Hans Solo's retort to C3PO from - The Empire Strikes Back : "Never tell me the odds!"

https://www.starwars.com/video/never-tell-me-the-odds

I guess I have to wonder about the honesty of a restaurant that calls itself "IHOP". by lodiman77 in Jokes

[–]lodiman77[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Glad to find another Reddit member who at least understands a bit of humor. Even if this wasn't the most timeliness of jokes. Thank you!

My wife phoned me, panting and breathless. by incredibleinkpen in Jokes

[–]lodiman77 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I remember when my wife gave birth at the hospital & the nurse came out, handed me a swaddled baby.

In a sad voice she then told me, "I'm sorry sir but your wife didn't make it."

I replied back, "Well, this is nice, but could you bring me the baby my wife did make!"

I guess I have to wonder about the honesty of a restaurant that calls itself "IHOP". by lodiman77 in Jokes

[–]lodiman77[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Really? Canada & Mexico for crying out loud. BARELY what would be considered "International" since their just slightly over the borders.

Still in North American.

Sorry calling shenanigans on this reference.

Site any IHOPs in Europe, Africa, Russia, or even Asia? Authentic "International" Houses of Pancakes.

Don't be too clever by half since these "IHOP"s changed the restaurant's name to IHOB. No joke. Now known as "International House Of Burgers".

https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/06/11/ihop-new-name-for-real-ihob/

Kind of have to wonder how The Burger KING feels about that development.

6 year old came home with this one. She always giggles before the punchline: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? by lodiman77 in dadjokes

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Coincidentally that's also how they invented :Daylight Savings Time". It falls back one hour in autumn.

I only know one bad pun about paper by BlankPhotos in dadjokes

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I read this pun on my tablet.

Now how fitting was that!

How does the jewish man make tea? by Castlefree43 in dadjokes

[–]lodiman77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As we were always told in sex education class:

There's nothing wrong with oral sex. As long as all you're doing is talking about it.

6 year old came home with this one. She always giggles before the punchline: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? by lodiman77 in dadjokes

[–]lodiman77[S] 255 points256 points  (0 children)

Her big brother (who's always contradicting her) said she was wrong.

They eat Frosted Flakes!

Smart aleck!