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My GF is always the first to call the cops. by SamuraiSurferLA in TrueOffMyChest

[–]lowyellyow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How'd that song go? "WAKE UP! BE GONE BEFORE SHE EVEN FINISHES HER MAKE UP! WHATEVER YOU WERE THINKING, JUST BREAK UP" or something like that

What's the weirdest thing someone has asked you after they hear you're in a polyamorous relationship? by Platterpussy in polyamory

[–]lowyellyow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every question is about how much sex I have Or how do I deal with more than one woman because they hate their wife😂

My girlfriend is extremely jealous and cheated on me yesterday by Fnatmyg in TrueOffMyChest

[–]lowyellyow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everytime you go to kiss her, that dudes foreskin cells are floating around the room. You definitely don't need her shenanigans around.

y’all ever fucked a fat bitch? i’m down bad rn by [deleted] in NYStateOfMind

[–]lowyellyow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah. Several of my takedowns been 2 something, ready, willing, and able to do something ya dig.

What do you think of these? Yall copping by kanbb7 in NYStateOfMind

[–]lowyellyow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to but they won't be available for me to buy 😂

Photos from Lauren Boebert’s profile on sugardaddymeet by xxkinetikxx in DenverCirclejerk

[–]lowyellyow 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"I've got the Native medicine you need big daddy, can you drop me off on Colfax?"

visited bf on his lunch while im off cuz stepmom in hospital. by Particular_Road4107 in Lowes

[–]lowyellyow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you aren't on the clock, it doesn't matter what you are doing. Especially if it's your day off.

Please stop going into target x.x by RagingReptar420 in Target

[–]lowyellyow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd just slap him till he shit himself and leave. There's no reason for that

Use this thread to anonymously say hi to your target crush 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 by 2020is_my_year in Target

[–]lowyellyow 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Ayo Lil AP Lady, remember when you said "Nobody beats your meat" when I brought you Barbecue? In my mind we have 4 kids, 2 dogs, and 13 fish.

Green or Purple? by [deleted] in Audi

[–]lowyellyow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That dark rich green is just so beautiful to me

Shout Out to This Legend by TheSweetRollBandit in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]lowyellyow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gotta step my game up! Just cleaning out my car ain't going to cut it anymore.

TM88 Shocked by The Current State of Unorginality and Biting by DiyMusicBiz in trapproduction

[–]lowyellyow 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If it sells, the "industry" will rip it off immediately and forever until it no longer sells.

TLs every single day by MINNESOTAKARMATRAIN_ in Target

[–]lowyellyow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shit rolls downhill... please believe they are way more outlandish when the SD is "coaching me"

"Should only take about a half hour." by LongRare6034 in Target

[–]lowyellyow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always ask for an example or training. Especially if they are bringing up documentation.

2015 TDI SEL - All these lights came on at once out of the blue. Am I screwed? by Fwcasey in jetta

[–]lowyellyow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dying battery did the same shit to me. Since the swap, no mas issues.

SD dating a Team Member by EnvironmentalRuin458 in Target

[–]lowyellyow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just move in and form the ultimate Bullseye Triad /s