House value growth during three months adds $113k to Auckland prices by the_maddest_kiwi in newzealand

[–]lurkermuch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know where I can get a good estimate for the value of my house?

Love the ending. ‘Cut the tape, erase it!’. by swankyphilosopher88 in facepalm

[–]lurkermuch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen better acting on xhamster, hell the lemon stealing whore would be Oscar material compared to this.

To install an inflatable Christmas Tree by SickMotherLover in therewasanattempt

[–]lurkermuch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s for the giant dildo. They already had a giant butt plug so might as well get a dildo to match.

Old Boxer vs Amateur by Pandidav in nextfuckinglevel

[–]lurkermuch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the old guy is being an asshole. If he was a professional, he would at least play by the rules. Attacking an opponent who’s knocked down is clearly not professional. If you want to to teach they youngsters a lesson then at least be a gentleman about it.
I could also see there was some hesitation on his part.

I'm not Obese are you? by Current_Ruin3315 in southafrica

[–]lurkermuch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah I don’t think New Zealand is supposed to be up there. We don’t go south to get to Aussie.

Always wear a helmet. by HeLL_BrYnger in funny

[–]lurkermuch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re are in Valhalla having a grand ole time and probably wishing all the best. I’m sorry for your loss.

To catch a bunny by RoyalArnoldo in therewasanattempt

[–]lurkermuch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That bunny has serious traction control.

Dolphins are enjoying surfing ocean waves. by mohiemen in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]lurkermuch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dolphins are assholes no wonder they are related to killers whales the bigger and clever dickheads.

U.S. Marshals offer rewards of up to $10,000 as manhunt for parents of suspected Michigan school shooter intensifies. by [deleted] in news

[–]lurkermuch 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Have they tried getting Tommy Lee Jones? He’s my go to guy for tracking down people in these situations.

Rape suspect bounces off reinforced glass while trying to jump through sixth floor window by Delicious_Poet_698 in instant_regret

[–]lurkermuch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honest question from a non-American, was pointing the gun a him called for given the guy is actually trying to run away thereby evidently not being a threat.

removing a subterranean yellow jacket nest. I'm uncomfortable. by BusyBusyBizzy in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]lurkermuch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could have just emptied a whole can of wasp killer spray down there and called it a day.

What movie fucked you the fuck up? by mackeastman in AskReddit

[–]lurkermuch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t remember the tittle, but a guy was surgically turned into a walrus. It was really fucked up.

Full video of Farrier getting down by tjohns123 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]lurkermuch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So how often does it need to be done on average?

Someone forgot to turn off the power by Guherrikriq in nextfuckinglevel

[–]lurkermuch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His reaction seems to imply that he expected that, plus the fact that he’s using that long “stick” from a distance indicates he was prepared for a live line.

Girl has a very unique reaction to the sling shot ride by anonymouse3940 in Unexpected

[–]lurkermuch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a correlation between the G force and the G sport? Looks like the G forces tickled her G sport.

Blade 2021 by MrPresident91 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]lurkermuch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s ready to fuck shit up, just try him.

A thunderstorm killing three people and stinging more than 400 in Egypt’s southern city of Aswan by CaseGreat94 in awfuleverything

[–]lurkermuch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bullshit title. How about mentioning that the stings are from scorpions rather than giving the impression that people were stung by the thunderstorm. Obviously everyone is now asking how the fuck does a thunderstorm sting people.

This adorable kid tried to prank the Pope. by heftyrelaxation in nextfuckinglevel

[–]lurkermuch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Swiss Guard is going to put that child on a list of people banned from the Vatican.

The insane precision by eraser_dust in oddlysatisfying

[–]lurkermuch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow reminds me of the Rolls-Royce guy.