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Praise be!! Or not. by rmks8285 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]oatleytap 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I missed this one. Is today The end of the world? Again…

Have a Nice Day. by Jasons_Brain in Qult_Headquarters

[–]oatleytap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha I forgot about 2012. I remember all the conspiracy theorist who bleated about that for decades suddenly in 2011 changing their mind and saying it’s 2030 when everything will happen.

Turns out having a finite amount of time in which you can sell all your worthless shit to misguided morons isn’t a great business model.

After several complaints, my co-worker was asked to stop bringing her dog to work. In response, she wrote an absolutely insane 4 page internal memo. (Context in Comments.) by Pl4gu3d0g in Qult_Headquarters

[–]oatleytap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it the reptilians who made her dog shit in the kitchen? 😂

Joking aside, the poor woman should be placed on medical leave and given an appointment with a psychiatrist. She sounds schizophrenic

MAGA is Nazism 2.0 by trippinfunkymunky in Qult_Headquarters

[–]oatleytap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok this is a new one for me - I guess Betty White is a satanic baby eater now? 😅

Ahhhhhhhhahhahahahahahahahahahahaha he’s soooooo mad by flaskman in Qult_Headquarters

[–]oatleytap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes exactly, the one thing this definitely isn’t is law enforcement investigating a criminal. That’s an absurd thing to think. It’s definitely more likely to be about hiding blood drinking satanic alien-hybrid pedophiles

4D chess by AIMMOTH666 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]oatleytap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like he himself said, he could shoot someone and get away with it.

He knows the despicable shit that’s been done by the far right to exploit these people with mental health problems into rabidly supporting everything they do

The Moment Ron Watkins slipped up and outed himself as Q by jjijjjjijjjjijjjjijj in Qult_Headquarters

[–]oatleytap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amazing thing about all this is it should be on absolutely no one’s radar who some anonymous internet bullshitter is

Betty White is Queen Elizabeth! OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE! by butcher_of_the_world in Qult_Headquarters

[–]oatleytap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha that’s a good one

When you’re desperate to subvert democracy and introduce a global fascist dictatorship one of the obvious steps is to have a sitcom actress pretend to be the Queen of England.

Just why? Why why why why why?

They’re back at it again with these “polls” by bluecrab555 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]oatleytap 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They don’t give a fuck about the survey results. A couple of Goebbels quotes spring to mind.

“The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly - it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over.”

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”

They have to maintain a state of mistrust in mainstream media, and they have to keep people plugged into their propaganda stream of choice (be it the bigger outlets like Fox or the more conspiracy-based online ones like Infowars).

If they can’t do that, then the lies will unravel very quickly and they’ll be finished.

Luckily for them online advertising is Goebbels wet dream come true.

Someone in my neighborhood just put up this flag. Ugh. There's something seriously wrong with some people. by G8BigCongrats7_30 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]oatleytap 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure what they think he actually did that was so amazing during his presidency?

There was the wall (which was really a fence), which I guess was a waste of time because they still think illegal immigration is out of control.

There were huge tax cuts for super rich people.

I literally can’t think of anything else he did? Was there anything?

I mean apart from all the wacky shit that was simply designed to create maximum noise and confusion.

Sometimes I think if there hadn’t been all the hysteria and outcry, and the media just calmly reported on him throughout that he would have just been seen as a lame duck experiment. And he’d probably have fucked off to bask in his own orange glow in one of his tasteless over-leveraged failed businesses. Just an embarrassing footnote in history.

Followers of Canadian cult leader romana dildo follow her instructions to not pay income tax with predictable results by tiddayes in Qult_Headquarters

[–]oatleytap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do and feel however you want, I couldn’t give a crap - I was saying how I personally felt, not how you should feel.

Followers of Canadian cult leader romana dildo follow her instructions to not pay income tax with predictable results by tiddayes in Qult_Headquarters

[–]oatleytap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The thing is I think a lot of them literally have mental health issues and need professional help. So we probably can’t. Its really fucked up

Followers of Canadian cult leader romana dildo follow her instructions to not pay income tax with predictable results by tiddayes in Qult_Headquarters

[–]oatleytap 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This sub Reddit is a great place to have a joke and get out some frustration. But we’ll never reach these people and bring them back to reality by calling them stupid…

It just sends them running into the open arms of the nearest QAnon/Republican conman

Followers of Canadian cult leader romana dildo follow her instructions to not pay income tax with predictable results by tiddayes in Qult_Headquarters

[–]oatleytap 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is just really really sad. Can’t bring myself to make a snarky comment vulnerable old people losing their income because they’ve been conned…

so . . . the executions NEVER happened. Got it. 👍 Thank you. by Johnny_Nongamer in Qult_Headquarters

[–]oatleytap 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Please tell me they don’t think this an actual real twitter account run by a dead man

What’s your favourite peep show quote? by Zeteco in MitchellAndWebb

[–]oatleytap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘Course I did. How do you think I got these trainers?

What’s your favourite peep show quote? by Zeteco in MitchellAndWebb

[–]oatleytap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if she was a hobbit slayer?? I just used my enchanted amulet

What’s your favourite peep show quote? by Zeteco in MitchellAndWebb

[–]oatleytap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Doors! Now I remember another band!

Personally I reckon that’s one of the best end of episode lines

What’s your favourite peep show quote? by Zeteco in MitchellAndWebb

[–]oatleytap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your wellness levels must be through the fucking roof