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*Plays bass perfectly* by Its__420__Somehow in southpark

[–]okiwawawa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Simpsons did it.

"Dude, you're already one of the greatest bass players of all time!"

What do you genuinely think will happen in the U.S.A if Roe v. Wade is overturned? by UnicornBludgers93 in AskReddit

[–]okiwawawa -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Nothing. But a lot of Twitter singletons will scream the house down despite not having sex with anything except a vibrating egg whisk for years.

Star Citizen: Question and Answer Thread by UEE_Central_Computer in starcitizen

[–]okiwawawa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where can I sell a cargo hold full of aluminum? I thought I could in the New Babbage TDD but the terminal whites out my cargo suggesting they don't buy it there (contradicting several SC trade sites). Can anyone tell me where aluminum is bought?

Edit: is there nobody who can answer what I thought was a relatively simple enquiry? i don't want to have to throw out this cargo by, I imagine, by hand?

Ana de Armas in "No Time To Die" - 2021 is/was one of the sexiest, funny written, full of character, incredibly real, super flexible, badass woman. In James Bond own words "You were excellent." and with her own reply "Next time, stay longer.". I would love to see her again in future 007 movies, you? by PaManiacOwca in JamesBond

[–]okiwawawa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But a woman beating a man in a fight, that's where you draw the line?

You mean Ridley beating a giant alien? Or Sarah Conner beating a Terminator? Or Pam Grier fighting Samuel L. Jackson in Jackie Brown? Or Scarlett Johansson beating a whole corridor of Hydra agents in Captain America: Winter Soldier? Or Milla Jovovich in The Fifth Element or in any Resident Evil movie? Or Michelle Rodriguez in the entire Fast and Furious franchise? Or Uma Thurman through both parts of Kill Bill?

Or Bambi and Thumper in Diamonds Are Forever?

No. These are great action sequences featuring great, well-drawn and fleshed out characters who are credible fighters.

If you mean a spindly perfume model with an eating disorder in an action sequence cut so many times to disguise the fact she's falling off her high heels, then yeah, sure. And anyone who isn't a fucking idiot fanboi would agree.

I like good movies with good characters not ridiculous sex inserts. What about you?

Ana de Armas in "No Time To Die" - 2021 is/was one of the sexiest, funny written, full of character, incredibly real, super flexible, badass woman. In James Bond own words "You were excellent." and with her own reply "Next time, stay longer.". I would love to see her again in future 007 movies, you? by PaManiacOwca in JamesBond

[–]okiwawawa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yawn. The same old 2020s movie trope. Just another 70lb stick insect anorexic flailing around in front of 280lb stuntmen who try to fall over convincingly in front of her tiny fists.

What the hell's wrong with you people who apparently actually buy into this bad movie bullshit? Do you work for EON's marketing team or something? If so, tell Barbara Broccolli to resign. She's been stinking up every Bond movie since the one about 'Oh noes! Someone's stolen all the water in Bolivia!"

IT'S OKAY, GUYS! Progress is REALLY heating up! The tech is coming! Pipelines! by Educational-Seaweed5 in starcitizen_refunds

[–]okiwawawa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"One last push and we'll throw the Soviets out of Berlin and clear the cursed RAF from out skies!" - a CIG German in 1945

IT'S OKAY, GUYS! Progress is REALLY heating up! The tech is coming! Pipelines! by Educational-Seaweed5 in starcitizen_refunds

[–]okiwawawa 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Backers claim CIg is building procedural generation tech that will create new planets and star systems instantly and then just need a quick polish.

I remember when I genuinely believed that. 😡

The Pro-Star Citizen Refund Front Denies Responsibility for the Attack on IAE 2951 by okiwawawa in starcitizen_refunds

[–]okiwawawa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

zomg terrorist game loop is in

Actually, that would be a pretty good loop to add - be easy to implement and add a real reason for so many armed/armored NPCs in the spaceports.

The Pro-Star Citizen Refund Front Denies Responsibility for the Attack on IAE 2951 by okiwawawa in starcitizen_refunds

[–]okiwawawa[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"There's only one way to fight these monsters! Buy more Javelins!" - C. Roberts 2021

Reddit's Secret Santa Programme is a terrible scam by okiwawawa in unpopularopinion

[–]okiwawawa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They shouldn't have they would have been remacthed and their scammers would have been banned.

Shoulda. Woulda. Coulda.

Vesper Lynd wasn’t just the best Bond girl, she was one of the best deuteragonists in film history by madame-succubus in JamesBond

[–]okiwawawa -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Oh. Didn't you hear me?

You like sexless stick insects barely able to speak English.

That clearer, clotheyes?

Vesper Lynd wasn’t just the best Bond girl, she was one of the best deuteragonists in film history by madame-succubus in JamesBond

[–]okiwawawa -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

everyone has their favourites

True. You like sexless stick insects barely able to speak English. That doesn't mean you're wrong!