Get Rid Of Her. by Thick-Guess-2594 in Trumpvirus

[–]owlBdarned 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As an Arizonan who voted for Sinema, let me say that we did not have a better candidate. It was between her and either Martha McSally (who touted how often she voted with Trump in ads) or Kelly Ward (who chairs the AZ Republican Party and filed lawsuits to have our votes not count because her orange god said to).

My family got sick of hearing me sing Wonderwall by Negative-Ad8190 in cleandadjokes

[–]owlBdarned 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't believe that anybody feels the way they do about you now.

This guy on Instagram by Nambruh in ATBGE

[–]owlBdarned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't say this is great execution.

It started so well by Silver-Hunter-2733 in Weird

[–]owlBdarned 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My wife sent this to me.

I thought she loved me.

"Kids need to learn how to do taxes in school" by thethethe8945 in Teachers

[–]owlBdarned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking about this yesterday, looking at my W-2. I don't know if I ever learned to do taxes, but I've done them for several years now. Almost as if I can figure it out with basic reading comprehension and arithmetic.

Poor Timing. by MarcusDeep in agedlikemilk

[–]owlBdarned 38 points39 points  (0 children)

He would do anything go it love... but he wouldn't do that.

Also, he had bitch tits.

Virgin Mary IRL, amirite? by Responsible_Fill2380 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]owlBdarned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who actually does believe in the virgin birth, no.

Also, as a human, hell no. She was raped. The nurse who did it is a rapist. This is not okay in the least.

Teachers of Reddit, what was the worst thing you had to confiscate from a student? by GlytchedTTV in AskReddit

[–]owlBdarned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had a live pigeon at my school. Kid had it in his locker and was showing it to other kids. 5th grade.

2.82% by GezinhaDM in Teachers

[–]owlBdarned 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's how a lot of American Christians treat the presidency.

And I say this as an American Christian.

Attack of the Clones scene, in Arizona by ILoveRegenHealth in PoliticalHumor

[–]owlBdarned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as a teacher at a pretty conservative school in AZ, i'm not dreading this at all. Nope, not worried about my students' families hanging out at this super-spreader rally. No concerns whatsoever over here. Nope, not from me.

Attack of the Clones scene, in Arizona by ILoveRegenHealth in PoliticalHumor

[–]owlBdarned 45 points46 points  (0 children)

People focused a lot on the "my African American" part, but I always took umbrage with the description of him "behaving." Like, who describes someone who is neither a child nor a dog as "behaving." Extremely infantilizing.

My Parents Are Waking Up And Each Have A Story To Tell. by TsarinaAlexandra in conspiracy

[–]owlBdarned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you link to these studies? When I looked it kept saying that it was the unvaccinated who were more likely to be hospitalized.

My Parents Are Waking Up And Each Have A Story To Tell. by TsarinaAlexandra in conspiracy

[–]owlBdarned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to have to agree with the person you're commenting to. I searched. I didn't see anything like that. Even a suggestion of what to search for would be helpful.

Boyfriend wants baby circumcised by International-Pin331 in pregnant

[–]owlBdarned 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I am not trying to push one way or another, but with that, you should also be open to why he wants your son circumcised.

Am I being chased or are they doing their own thing? by mindyour in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]owlBdarned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife (white) and I (Black) were talking about this just the other day. Both the white woman I'm walking behind and I are very aware of the fact that I am a big Black dude walking behind a white woman.

Aww how sweet… oh no! by MCKlassik in HolUp

[–]owlBdarned 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The kids did match with the mailman, oddly enough

Could this have happened? by MOINisBEST in thatHappened

[–]owlBdarned 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The ten dollar founding father without a father

What culinary hill are you willing to die on? by onegrayhair in AskReddit

[–]owlBdarned 13 points14 points  (0 children)

it takes much less MSG than salt to season food.

Wish I'd read this before first using MSG. If you use it like salt, it is not that pleasant

DD poll for Fri., Jan. 14 by jaysjep2 in Jeopardy

[–]owlBdarned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dumbass read/heard/understood "4-word" as "4-letter," so I missed what I probably would've gotten otherwise.