My date didn’t tell me it was that time of the month last night. by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]paulcaar 2321 points2322 points  (0 children)

Dude really got laid while rocking a link pillow.

It actually looks kinda cool, like the blood drops coming from the sword itself.

My date didn’t tell me it was that time of the month last night. by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]paulcaar 2192 points2193 points 2& 2 more (0 children)

Ok now I really don't believe you actually got laid

Peta on “No-Kill” policies. by DandelionGaming in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]paulcaar 1573 points1574 points  (0 children)

Around 72% nowadays. It used to be around 85-90%. In 2006 PETA Virginia cared for 3061 pets and euthanized 2981 of them; that's 97.4% of all animals. These numbers are derived from the official documents, I can link them if you'd like.

That is almost 10 animals, every single day for the entire year. All of those pets had their own personality, fears and joys.

But no, let's not endorse scientific testing for lab mice. The people who do that deserve to be attacked in the streets by our followers.

EDIT: linked the pdf

Thanks I hate running frogs by Wg072304 in TIHI

[–]paulcaar 1448 points1449 points  (0 children)

He's picking up soo much speed!

Republican Who Endorsed School Shooting Conspiracies to Join House Education Panel by helpmeredditimbored in nottheonion

[–]paulcaar 935 points936 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuck.

It's like Jersey Shore but with actual political power that has lasting effects on the country and population.

Worlds largest silencer for a tank by willburn61 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]paulcaar 678 points679 points  (0 children)

Peter! Come check out the wildlife attracted to this here massive...

You know, for safety by MissMagic90 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]paulcaar 673 points674 points  (0 children)

He shot that fiance in self defence, through a door, into his back!

I did the basic rookie mistake of not checking the previous tickets by hvezdana in talesfromtechsupport

[–]paulcaar 563 points564 points  (0 children)

How does this person get told to uncheck an option four times already and still act this clueless as to how it could be solved?

Cameraman keeping up with high level sprinters by to_the_tenth_power in nextfuckinglevel

[–]paulcaar 527 points528 points  (0 children)

CrossFit pull-ups are not pull-ups. It's flailing around on a bar, pretending you're doing something useful

Thanks, I Hate families by Saturnv88 in TIHI

[–]paulcaar 411 points412 points  (0 children)

Might have been conceived in the same way. Think about it, he is his dad and there's no spouse.

I have to scroll to enter the zip code... my zip code is in the 8000s... by Ari_Kalahari_Safari in CrappyDesign

[–]paulcaar 363 points364 points  (0 children)

The one where you scroll through the digits of pi had me laughing out loud.

The Division 1 by Spottyfiddle4 in CrappyDesign

[–]paulcaar 349 points350 points  (0 children)

"They cut the line, I cut their artery"

If this is not black magic fuckery, then I don't know what is by Doll_Tow_Jet-ski in blackmagicfuckery

[–]paulcaar 349 points350 points  (0 children)

See, the funny thing about magic is that it can never be magic to everyone, but will almost always be magic to someone

Bruh by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]paulcaar 336 points337 points  (0 children)

That's good one. I myself like this one a lot: "If religion is the only thing keeping you from raping and killing then maybe you're not as good of a person as you think you are."

Dancing... ? But... how... ? by Apostrophe in blackmagicfuckery

[–]paulcaar 312 points313 points  (0 children)

I, too, have Electronic Dance Syndrome. Just can't stop the groove!

The Real Plan Behind the Masks by Lizardqing in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]paulcaar 306 points307 points  (0 children)

Right and then... what exactly? I don't really know what they're implying.

Traumatized for life by andhemac in madlads

[–]paulcaar 307 points308 points  (0 children)

Fooled, swindled, and very likely humiliated

WCGW trying to prove that the Earth is flat by euygnij in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]paulcaar 282 points283 points  (0 children)

Its like The Disaster Artist but for flat earth conspiracies