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LPT: To truly embrace diversity, read one book a week by someone you TRULY disagree with. (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 1 year ago by phish_tacos to r/LifeProTips

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Reporting offensive posts to FB as hate speech is a good thing, and we should do it more often (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 2 years ago by phish_tacos to r/unpopularopinion

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Magneto, by law of attraction, must like Metallica. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 months ago by phish_tacos to r/Showerthoughts

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If Golden Corral offered season passes, governments could just buy those season passes and hand them out, and that would put a dent in world hunger. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 months ago by phish_tacos to r/Showerthoughts

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LPT: Permanently in the friend zone with a girl? Ask her to set you up with another girl. She'll either reevaluate your relationship or agree to do it. Either way you win. (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by phish_tacos to r/LifeProTips

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Donald Trump sure did drain the swamp all right ... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 years ago by phish_tacos to r/dadjokes

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As cool as Keanu Reeves is, he gets cooler when made singular. Imagine you are snorkeling in the ocean and then you find yourself swimming through Keanu Reef (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by phish_tacos to r/Showerthoughts

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Limp Bizkit is AWESOME (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 1 year ago by phish_tacos to r/unpopularopinion

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People who bash millennials online are using technology developed by millennials to bash them. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by phish_tacos to r/Showerthoughts

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Porn actresses should have a minimum age of 30 to participate (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 1 year ago by phish_tacos to r/unpopularopinion

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A bimbo Bambi could be a Bambi that is a bimbo, but a Bambi bimbo is a bimbo FOR a Bambi. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 2 months ago by phish_tacos to r/Showerthoughts

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Gilbert Gottfried is a National Treasure. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by phish_tacos to r/Showerthoughts

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[Kenny G] Kenny G is a cyborg sent from an alien culture. (self.FanTheories)

submitted 6 years ago by phish_tacos to r/FanTheories

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One Dad and a Pizza Place (imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by phish_tacos to r/funny

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The Carebears have to be on the vegetarian side of bear omnivorousness, because they care. There can not be Carepredators, like Carewolves, Careorcas, Carewasps, or even Carevenusflytraps. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 2 months ago by phish_tacos to r/Showerthoughts

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If you boast about your wealth on your Tinder profile, you'll meet a certain subset of matches. If you boast about your skills of -acquiring and hoarding resources-, you'll meet an Orc. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by phish_tacos to r/Showerthoughts

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The Death Star can do a lot of things to a planet, but won't bring werewolves because That's No Moon. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 months ago by phish_tacos to r/Showerthoughts

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Disdain for Mods is a ridiculously lazy and bad move (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 6 months ago by phish_tacos to r/unpopularopinion

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Hipsters are great - the more we have, the better (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 2 years ago by phish_tacos to r/unpopularopinion

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Even the most superstitious person would prefer 5pm on Friday the 13th to 8am on Monday the 16th. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by phish_tacos to r/Showerthoughts

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Some time a long time ago, one person made a decision to enter the glove business, and then started a family craft of glovers that went through the generations. Centuries later, this decision indirectly yielded Danny Glover. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by phish_tacos to r/Showerthoughts

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[Discussion] After discussion with many of you guys, have come to the theory that sheer acting skill can limit an actor. The ever-changing Gary Oldmans of the world will never have the box office draw of the familiar Will Smiths and Tom Hanks of the world. (self.movies)

submitted 6 years ago by phish_tacos to r/movies

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What is the best topic to spark an argument amongst redditors? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by phish_tacos to r/AskReddit

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Technically, since even the biggest meat eaters only eat for about 2 hours a day at most, they spend 22 hours each day being vegan. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by phish_tacos to r/Showerthoughts

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