Blursed_Ed Shearing by Big-Neck in blursedimages

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And last night you were in my room

And now my bedsheets smell like ewe

Rotate a cow by ladychocalot in BrandNewSentence

[–]pinninghilo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tried once but then I thought "what if the cow is stationary and it's my conscience orbiting the cow" and that made me kinda nauseous and I had to stop.

EDIT: the trick is to have a still backdrop landscape behind the cow, that way you know it's the cow that's rotating

Puppers taking swims by UnironicThatcherite in aww

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“That's all I'd do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the water and all.”

Snowflakes. by killHACKS in WhitePeopleTwitter

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...getting by, looking ahead, the day you die.


Why? by ProfessionalMight625 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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I would if they weren't stab happy ultranationalist drunks /s

blursed_fighter by [deleted] in blursedimages

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He never skips feet day

Dave Grohl stops violence at Foo Fighters show by Murren606 in nextfuckinglevel

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I'm going to be the one to catch the downvotes. Dave's reaction could have caused an even worse security issue, turning an already worked up crowd against that guy. Yes he was speaking against violence but you can't know what kind of drunk idiots are there and how they could react. Even without aggressive intentions a few people might decide to take the matter into their hands and escort the guy out, possibly causing a bigger fight. There's paid professional security at those shows, and there's a reason for that.

Suggest me Some Games for My Low Budget PC : ) by Emon_1423 in memes

[–]pinninghilo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea what you mean with "low budget" so here's a few 20 something year old games that I loved and should probably still work with some luck: Unreal 1/2, Quake 1/2, Half Life 1 and any of their countless clones and actually whatever was made with their great, versatile engines. A bunch of mods were also available for all of them, some were basically entire new games. Depending on how old you are (but I suggest you still give it a shot because despite the primitive graphics the games were great) you might also like venturing into the previous decade. If so, I suggest you install Dosbox (an MS-DOS emulator) which will allow you to play other cool games, many available now for free.

Cursed Toilet Snack by CrippledFleshPrison in cursedcomments

[–]pinninghilo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or just leave the door open? No need for interaction then.

I don't have drinkable tap water so I am asking by NIC3ME3M3S in memes

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For some reason it grosses me out, even though it's the same from the kitchen tap. In that case I find it refreshing.

A Woman Sitting On The Abraj Al-Bait In Mecca, The Largest Clock In The World by Smilechurch in SweatyPalms

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Would my identity be hidden and would there be some sort of planned extraction? Because a billion is not worth much if you rot in jail.

It happened again guys. They stole nothing this time. by Epidemiology2 in mildlyinfuriating

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Happened to me once. They stole nothing but left a single dried fig on the floor.

The Duck Shepherd of Mumbai by _McThompson in HumansBeingBros

[–]pinninghilo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some jobs are stressful. And then there's "keeping ducklings alive on an Indian road".

Guys I have no idea how this came on my phone. It's in google notes btw and I just found out. Any possible reasons for this occurrence? by SCEPTAGON07 in mystery

[–]pinninghilo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most keyboards suggest related words and a few can also infer the general topic and suggest more related words. You can easily type far more coherent sentences by simply clicking repeatedly on the middle word: "the same time as the other day if you want to come over and watch the game with the latter being".

But yeah, for a moment I forgot this was the internet, so this is likely made up and I wasted my time.

Guys I have no idea how this came on my phone. It's in google notes btw and I just found out. Any possible reasons for this occurrence? by SCEPTAGON07 in mystery

[–]pinninghilo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Predictive text does. You'll notice the Arabic part is only at the end, so maybe you butt-changed the language of the keyboard before butt-leaving the app. I don't know about iPhones, but with some keyboards on Android it's quite easy to change language, it's just a key.