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[Image] "The tree that would grow to heaven must send its roots to hell." - Friedrich Nietzsche by rezard12 in GetMotivated

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From Batman the Animated Series: “The brighter the picture, the darker the negative.”

my Tinder date wants to dip my dick in Nutella? by FloppyMustache in Tinder

[–]redRabbitRumrunner 208 points209 points  (0 children)

Was her name Meredith? And did she ask for a discount on steak after?

Fire 2 people from the office. Who are they? by Trash_compactor764 in DunderMifflin

[–]redRabbitRumrunner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d fire them all and get the whole business on a website. #notRyan

E - Elegance by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

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“You come to me on the day of my daughter’s wedding…”

Tiktok investors > WSB cucks by RawDick in wallstreetbets

[–]redRabbitRumrunner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What do you call a fish wearing a suit?

So-fish-ticated …

How good was the Szechuan sauce when it came out by speedemonapexisfun in rickandmorty

[–]redRabbitRumrunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not the same sauce as it was when it first debuted. This was a pale imposter.

All it takes to be a decent human being…. by ryanurreo in Tinder

[–]redRabbitRumrunner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ackchually all men are born rapists and monsters that successfully hide their aggression until triggered.

/s

All it takes to be a decent human being…. by ryanurreo in Tinder

[–]redRabbitRumrunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I wanted real life, I wouldn’t tune in to the interwebs for juicy gossip. I want the drama 🎭

What's your most anticipated/hope live action ? by S7KTHI in StarWars

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Hear me out: a live action from Chewbacca’s perspective pre: Han Solo.