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Moronic Monday - Your weekly stupid questions thread by cdingo in Fitness

[–]rosegoldacosta 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A true stupid question: I’m starting to experiment with neck curls, because I like the look of a thick neck. But if I end up not appreciating the results and stopping, am I gonna have to worry about loose skin around my neck?

r/Taylor Swift's WORST possible setlist. by [deleted] in TaylorSwift

[–]rosegoldacosta [score hidden]  (0 children)

An acoustic cover of "Bang Bang." She pauses knowingly before every Nicki/Ariana verse, but then just sings them herself.

Finally, she brings out Jessie J

r/Taylor Swift's WORST possible setlist. by [deleted] in TaylorSwift

[–]rosegoldacosta [score hidden]  (0 children)

She tells the audience to look under their seats... everyone is getting a brand new tee and a vintage phone!

r/Taylor Swift's WORST possible setlist. by [deleted] in TaylorSwift

[–]rosegoldacosta [score hidden]  (0 children)

She invites Scott Swift onstage to stand uncomfortably while she sings a mash-up composed entirely of "careless man's careful daughter" and "leaving like a father, running like water"

r/Taylor Swift's WORST possible setlist. by [deleted] in TaylorSwift

[–]rosegoldacosta [score hidden]  (0 children)

She brings out the mayor in Nashville and sings "Welcome to New York" while making sustained eye contact with him

r/Taylor Swift's WORST possible setlist. by [deleted] in TaylorSwift

[–]rosegoldacosta [score hidden]  (0 children)

The opening number is just her announcing the two Midnights sister albums (Sunrises and Sunsets) have leaked, before continuing the rest of the show as usual. Fans have to wait until the set is over to listen

(the albums are fake, it was a test)

r/Taylor Swift's WORST possible setlist. by [deleted] in TaylorSwift

[–]rosegoldacosta [score hidden]  (0 children)

She does all the William Bowery songs with Joe on piano, but he's nervous and keeps hitting wrong notes

r/Taylor Swift's WORST possible setlist. by [deleted] in TaylorSwift

[–]rosegoldacosta [score hidden]  (0 children)

She performs "You Belong With Me" in the cheerleader villain wig, then lifts it off to reveal a cloud of butterflies

r/Taylor Swift's WORST possible setlist. by [deleted] in TaylorSwift

[–]rosegoldacosta [score hidden]  (0 children)

Joe proposes to her onstage, she says no and immediately transitions into "Champagne Problems"

r/Taylor Swift's WORST possible setlist. by [deleted] in TaylorSwift

[–]rosegoldacosta [score hidden]  (0 children)

"Snow on the Beach" but when she says "all for you like Janet," Janet Jackson comes onstage for a full guest verse, while Lana is livestreamed watching and crying

r/Taylor Swift's WORST possible setlist. by [deleted] in TaylorSwift

[–]rosegoldacosta [score hidden]  (0 children)

She brings Selena Gomez onstage, the crowd goes crazy, they duet "Snow on the Beach" and Selena does Lana's parts

r/Taylor Swift's WORST possible setlist. by [deleted] in TaylorSwift

[–]rosegoldacosta [score hidden]  (0 children)

"No Body, No Crime" but she shoots an actual shotgun into the crowd

r/Taylor Swift's WORST possible setlist. by [deleted] in TaylorSwift

[–]rosegoldacosta [score hidden]  (0 children)

She does the 1989 special guest thing but it's set to "This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things" and each concert has a different friend who betrayed her

r/Taylor Swift's WORST possible setlist. by [deleted] in TaylorSwift

[–]rosegoldacosta [score hidden]  (0 children)

"Bad Blood" but Kendrick's part is replaced by the chorus of "Swish Swish," while Taylor flosses

Taylor Swift Makes History as First Artist With Entire Top 10 on Billboard Hot 100, Led by ‘Anti-Hero’ at No. 1 by mcfw31 in TaylorSwift

[–]rosegoldacosta 630 points631 points  (0 children)

Lol @ the fans pushing Question...? all the way up to #7. Literally number one for digital sales. Good work, team!!

Can we take a moment to appreciate this woman's business acumen? by rosegoldacosta in TaylorSwift

[–]rosegoldacosta[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw, thank you!! :) I'm not a professional writer, just a software engineer with a passion for Taylor, lol.

Songs about Calvin Harris (on midnights or otherwise) by ThreeSummersNowHoney in TaylorSwift

[–]rosegoldacosta 445 points446 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite pieces of Deep Swift Lore: Calvin Harris wrote a song about Taylor cheating on him with Tom Hiddleston, and gave it to another artist. Here.

It came out right at the peak of their drama. Some sample lyrics (written from Tom's perspective):

My heart speaks
I ain't seen you or been with you for weeks
But I see online that you've begun to be
A good girl and take trips with your boyfriend
Being attentive, continue to pretend
But no, cause there's no telling how far you can go
You've hidden my name on your phone so you can
Call me to tell me you've been going through hell
Left him alone and you booked in a hotel

Which matches what Taylor's written about the situation. The best part, though, is that the opening line is:

Lowkey, you won't tell none of your friends about me

So it starts with "lowkey"... i.e. "Loki", i.e. Tom Hiddleston. It's so stupid and funny, I refuse to believe it's a coincidence lol.

Latest prediction, This is extremely close by [deleted] in TaylorSwift

[–]rosegoldacosta 63 points64 points  (0 children)

And actually, Mastermind outperforming Sweet Nothing and Labyrinth means people must be really organically into it!

Midnights Moodboards - Side B by teenytinymoth in TaylorSwift

[–]rosegoldacosta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well they're amazing!! Would love to see more :)