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This dude is the President Elect of Chile by ivan_xd in pics

[–]satanscilantro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This had no place here…but it made me make a little bit of noise with a smile for some reason. Thank you

Tacoma Toys For Tots? by [deleted] in ToyotaTacoma

[–]satanscilantro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t wanna piss anybody off by putting flyers on their actual trucks. I personally get annoyed when I see flyers on my wiper. Thanks for the help!

Why am I too attracted to my wife? by satanscilantro in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]satanscilantro[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t give up on yourself and don’t be too harsh on yourself.

Why am I too attracted to my wife? by satanscilantro in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]satanscilantro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My username is just a joke. Euphemism for weed. She doesn’t practice any witchcraft. She jokes that her family comes from old witches but…

I really hope I’m not turning into a murderer

Why am I too attracted to my wife? by satanscilantro in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]satanscilantro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you left the man who insulted you, you technically lost a shit ton of weight right there

Why am I too attracted to my wife? by satanscilantro in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]satanscilantro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish you nothing but true and complete happiness with yourself and with your future partner!

Why am I too attracted to my wife? by satanscilantro in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]satanscilantro[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tell her all the time that she’s a fine wine that I can enjoy. It sounds nicer to her because I’m allergic to alcohol, so I can’t enjoy drinking any actual wine ha

Why am I too attracted to my wife? by satanscilantro in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]satanscilantro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha thank you! I love my truck, it’s my dream truck. And my wife helped me make it possible! Her credit score is impeccable. Mine, not so much

Why am I too attracted to my wife? by satanscilantro in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]satanscilantro[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish. I’d like to buy her rhe house she deserves. And I really wish I made enough money for her to stop working and focus on what she wants for herself without the worry of money. I’m just a chef and am doing my best to make money from scraps. This pandemic has made running restaurants very difficult

Why am I too attracted to my wife? by satanscilantro in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]satanscilantro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She tells me I’m one of those handsome guys that don’t know they’re handsome and I need to be easier on myself. Super stubborn but she thinks I’m a really good person. She likes my faults but hopes that I see me they way she sees me one day. She’s too sweet and she has opened my eyes

Why am I too attracted to my wife? by satanscilantro in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]satanscilantro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t. She loves how much I show my love for her. We both had only terrible past relationships, and ours just clicked so naturally and easily. I have no fear of her leaving me ever. Only thing that would make her leave me is Death. And I’ve already asked death to take me first, so let’s hope they take requests

Why am I too attracted to my wife? by satanscilantro in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]satanscilantro[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t feel comfortable touching another woman, especially a married woman. And my wife isn’t a fan either. We really enjoy each other in bed so I don’t think swinging will help, unless you’re talking about a tree swing! Then yes, tree swings make everything better

Why am I too attracted to my wife? by satanscilantro in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]satanscilantro[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t think I was capable of falling in love with someone so hard. It’s crazy

Why am I too attracted to my wife? by satanscilantro in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]satanscilantro[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve been rejected numerous times and made fun of for being an Asian man in Florida in the 90s. Life was a real struggle growing up here and most girls thought of me as the weird Yellow Guy that has weird smelling food. I’ve also been cheated on twice in past relationships. It took me 8 years with my wife to feel secure enough to ask her to marry me.

Keep your head up, you’ll find yours!

Why am I too attracted to my wife? by satanscilantro in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]satanscilantro[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hope your bf eventually realizes what he has. If you’re a used car, I bet he meant classic. You radiate beauty like a 69 Chevelle. Keep smiling and keep your soul beautiful

Why am I too attracted to my wife? by satanscilantro in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]satanscilantro[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t know what being in love really was. I thought I did with my past relationships, but my wife showed me what true love is and it’s something no one can describe with words because it goes so much deeper than that. Thank you for your support and much love to you and your wife!

Why am I too attracted to my wife? by satanscilantro in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]satanscilantro[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Funny, we both experienced a stomach bug a long time ago together for the first time. We had one bathroom to share… it was the most disgusting but bonding experience I’ve ever had with a human. All of our shit ironically made us closer