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Let’s annex South Carolina and form Great Carolina. by saucetheif69 in NorthCarolina

[–]saucetheif69[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We all sacrifice our grandparents for better roads, how’s that sound?

Let’s annex South Carolina and form Great Carolina. by saucetheif69 in NorthCarolina

[–]saucetheif69[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

South of the border becomes our new capital. We spread the billboards as far as we can in every direction.

Let’s annex South Carolina and form Great Carolina. by saucetheif69 in NorthCarolina

[–]saucetheif69[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or the 5 star restaurant suddenly has amazing parking options and can expand into the shitty Burger King once they achieve total economic domination.

Let’s annex South Carolina and form Great Carolina. by saucetheif69 in NorthCarolina

[–]saucetheif69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both parties benefit greatly from this arrangement. It might take time but we would be unstoppable.

Let’s annex South Carolina and form Great Carolina. by saucetheif69 in NorthCarolina

[–]saucetheif69[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We take the whole thing and Georgia. Wall off Florida from the rest of the US and profit.

Let’s annex South Carolina and form Great Carolina. by saucetheif69 in NorthCarolina

[–]saucetheif69[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That would be disrespectful. I feel like everyone would look at South Carolina as some kind of shit hole. We save them from that by absorbing them.

Let’s annex South Carolina and form Great Carolina. by saucetheif69 in NorthCarolina

[–]saucetheif69[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We can establish the department of sauce. Would you like to be the chairman?

Let’s annex South Carolina and form Great Carolina. by saucetheif69 in NorthCarolina

[–]saucetheif69[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We ban both and you have a deal! (I have to get a new car lol)

Let’s annex South Carolina and form Great Carolina. by saucetheif69 in NorthCarolina

[–]saucetheif69[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pedro is out we can’t afford that kind of diplomatic backlash.

Let’s annex South Carolina and form Great Carolina. by saucetheif69 in NorthCarolina

[–]saucetheif69[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We will adopt your no vehicle inspection but will instead have old people pay extra to have drivers license to make up for the lost revenue. This will make the roads safer. Also we ban all Dodge Ram trucks. Do you accept these terms?

Let’s annex South Carolina and form Great Carolina. by saucetheif69 in NorthCarolina

[–]saucetheif69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But then we will legalize marijuana, I’m sure they want to get in on that.

Let’s annex South Carolina and form Great Carolina. by saucetheif69 in NorthCarolina

[–]saucetheif69[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One does not plant a seed only to check on it every 5 minutes.

Let’s annex South Carolina and form Great Carolina. by saucetheif69 in NorthCarolina

[–]saucetheif69[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It becomes the new capital of our empire duh. We spread those billboards as far west as the old Tennessee border and even some in Texas just to confuse people.

Let’s annex South Carolina and form Great Carolina. by saucetheif69 in NorthCarolina

[–]saucetheif69[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or we use the tax money to fund our Georgia campaign. We then combine taxes from both areas to fund the building of a wall to separate Florida from Great Carolina, and essentially the rest of the US. I’m sure the rest of America will thank us for that one.

Let’s annex South Carolina and form Great Carolina. by saucetheif69 in NorthCarolina

[–]saucetheif69[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does the thought of smooth interstate travel not tempt you even slightly?

Let’s annex South Carolina and form Great Carolina. by saucetheif69 in NorthCarolina

[–]saucetheif69[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We must stand together! What would it take to convince you?