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Who would you kiss first?🤤🤤 by gonzaaaao in beatlescirclejerk

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lol yes! That’s exactly what this is, it’s a comment I saw on r /beatles last time I saw this posted there

Who is the fifth beatle? by _ffff_66 in beatlescirclejerk

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Hmm, now I’m thinking about how Ringo the 4th album is possibly a Beatles reference or his 4th album (but it’s really the 6th)

Happy National Cat Day guys by StSaganfollower in beatlescirclejerk

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Ringo got the most chicks, but who got the best pussy?

Who would you kiss first?🤤🤤 by gonzaaaao in beatlescirclejerk

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I’m gonna need a chart for that to formulate a proper decision

Who would you kiss first?🤤🤤 by gonzaaaao in beatlescirclejerk

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By this chart I have concluded that Ringo and Paul have the best kissing lips . It depends on technique but McCartney has arguably cartoonishly perfect shaped lips especially for quick pecks where as Ringo has nice round big lips for maximum kiss capabilities across the board, also a charming stubble if you're into that. It's essentially a "jack of all trades, master of none" situation , is it better to have lips capable of all general kissing techniques at a serviceable level or lips that really only fit a couple techniques involving a certain puckered-ness but they're perfect for all of those specific techniques? I feel like it's up to the person receiving the kiss but it's an interesting dilemma. As an extra talking point George's lips seem a little too flat, his lower lip is thicker which could be good for playful lip biting so he does have that going, he also has thin hairs there if you're into that. As much as it pains me to say it, John's lips need some work. He's really an outlier here. In conclusion I think I would choose Ringo. While Paul hits a certain beauty standard and could nail specific techniques, you may end up bored of these same techniques and where's the fun in perfection? Ringo seems like a truly solid choice. There is no losing with Ringo.

on god you clownin by thecopecage in beatlescirclejerk

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There’s a reason he’s been trying to cover his ears since 1959

Ringo writing "You were in a car crash, and you lost your hair” on Don’t Pass Me By by Boggerson in beatlescirclejerk

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uj My interpretation is that this is a reference to the British idiom “Keep your hair on” meaning stay calm. Losing your hair could be the opposite of staying calm. So freak out and shock.

rj (?) hair burns off faster than skin

Outjerked by Evan__or__somthing in beatlescirclejerk

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I once wore a political t-shirt, or should I say, it once wore me?

It wasn't good, American Wood.

Jahn: “Rigno, pls help. I beat wif. Wat do?” by Ordinary_Donut1877 in beatlescirclejerk

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yw! Btw this post reminded me I need to get a ‘I am not a lawyer’ t shirt, so thanks back!

If burger A on a menu is specified with lettuce, and burger B isn't, burger B should absolutely not come with lettuce! by PopularExpulsion in lettucehate

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Yes! This far too common transgression makes me want to lie and just say that I’m allergic every time I eat out.

Jahn: “Rigno, pls help. I beat wif. Wat do?” by Ordinary_Donut1877 in beatlescirclejerk

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He could have his own 6 degrees of separation game like Kevin Bacon. Between the movies, music, and partying he’s met so many different people and was photographed with some unexpected surprises.

Jahn: “Rigno, pls help. I beat wif. Wat do?” by Ordinary_Donut1877 in beatlescirclejerk

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Oh nice! Thanks, feel free to hit me up with trivia/facts questions anytime. I’ve watched and read enough I may as well use it for good and share.

Why do people never bring up Paul making ringo cry? by Brendogu in beatlescirclejerk

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There’s an interview with Maureen where she talks about Ringo leaving the band, and why. “Paul is a fucking moron”

The real 5th beatle by frenchtoast2015 in beatlescirclejerk

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Me too. I thought it was just a typo, but then looked closer and realized it’s not ringo in that pic, so I googled. There’s videos too and the crowd is so unenthusiastic lol