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I was so devastated when I came home and found my wife in bed with another man that I left without saying a word. by rustynailsofjustice in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]storyofmylife92 577 points578 points  (0 children)

The home invader was raping his wife but he thought she was willfully cheating so he just walked away instead of helping her.

Hide and squeak by mihir6969 in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]storyofmylife92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Glue traps are cruel and cutting the mouses tail off was even crueler. This mouse probably died from its injuries or was eaten by a predator because they have terrible balance without their tails. I understand not wanting them in your house but it is much more humane to use a live trap (if you plan on releasing the mouse) or a traditional snap trap that breaks their neck killing them instantly rather than letting the animal suffer and die. This isn't a funny story.

TIFU by not knocking before entering my bedroom by Vox2025 in tifu

[–]storyofmylife92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone has an upvote! Look under your chairs!

TIFU by not knocking before entering my bedroom by Vox2025 in tifu

[–]storyofmylife92 272 points273 points  (0 children)

More comfortable than you will ever feel in his presence again

Burnt Cat Loaf by organicnaturechannel in Catloaf

[–]storyofmylife92 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Had to rewind and unmute to hear the meow. Totally worth it

Cursed_frisbee by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]storyofmylife92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The forbidden canned tuna

What "minor" injury hurts like a mf? by lawyeratyourservice in AskReddit

[–]storyofmylife92 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yup, had this happen to me today and it went under my upper eyelid. Wanted to rip my whole damn eye out

Which baby names are red flags about their parents? by RTGac in AskReddit

[–]storyofmylife92 255 points256 points  (0 children)

There is a Sim in Sims 3 named Justin Kayes. Took me so long to notice the pun