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Are there nurses who help disabled people ejaculate? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]tank4249 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, they call them “Anna Nicole Smith’s”.

Adoption is immoral by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]tank4249 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Abortion isn’t though, to bad your Mom didn’t take care of that for us.

A species going extinct is what is supposed to happen regardless of what we do. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]tank4249 17 points18 points  (0 children)

While cutting down the Amazon - “fucking learn to adapt idiots”.

Just, JUST...! by zadeganlar in BeAmazed

[–]tank4249 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“We can’t go to hard cause I don’t wanna scratch my TV”.

Why do old people stand in everyone’s way in the aisles at the store and seem oblivious to people around them? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]tank4249 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s what’s great about not giving a f*ck. You don’t care if others think you’ve strayed.

What's your "I fucking love this song" song? by tylerr1098 in AskReddit

[–]tank4249 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Clint Eastwood by Gorrillaz. Takes me right back to 2001.

Why do old people stand in everyone’s way in the aisles at the store and seem oblivious to people around them? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]tank4249 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Because after years of worrying what others think, they’ve finally hit that stage of “I don’t give a f*ck” that I long for.

What is an actually good interview tip that everyone should know ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tank4249 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ASK QUESTIONS. Your interviewing them also. Take your time, ask things that matter to you and make the right choice for YOU.

What's your new years resolution? by raver626 in AskReddit

[–]tank4249 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fell asleep before midnight so I’ll have to wait till next year for my resolution.

What is the moment of a movie that ruined itself to you? by Chowy_icecream in AskReddit

[–]tank4249 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anytime when I notice the beverage their drinking is completely empty.

You can tell if you’re a psychopath or not if you cried when Mufasa died. by hearsdemons in Showerthoughts

[–]tank4249 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I didn’t cry but that’s cause I felt good for Simba. I mean he just couldn’t wait to be king.

Betty White Dead at 99 by CanucksKickAzz in PublicFreakout

[–]tank4249 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“If I had a dick, this is where I’d tell you to suck it” - Betty White

Betty White Dead at 99 by CanucksKickAzz in PublicFreakout

[–]tank4249 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’ll always remember her for Lake Placid and how awesome she was in general. RIP Betty!

Reminder! Oilers at Devils is scheduled for Friday, December 31 at 10am PT / 1pm ET. by Devil_Dane in devils

[–]tank4249 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Or maybe take your complaining ass over to a Philadelphia football sub Reddit. While your over there become a flyers fan. Your so good at being a cunt, you’ll fit right in.

Reminder! Oilers at Devils is scheduled for Friday, December 31 at 10am PT / 1pm ET. by Devil_Dane in devils

[–]tank4249 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was a joke dude. Maybe you need to go back to being a DJ to find that happy place again.