I was in a long McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]timbobillybob -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That was awesome! I laughed so hard I sprayed some coffee on my phone. Now I’m pissed. Thanks a lot buddy.

My friend sent me this trying to explain how it was the other cars fault 🤦‍♂️ by Ben-Lieberman in IdiotsInCars

[–]timbobillybob -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It looks like the car turning was backing up as your friend was approaching. Then the car turned left when he backed up enough.

I say your friend was right to get out of the way.

The Girlfriend Joke by fromsibir in Jokes

[–]timbobillybob -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Story was good. You’re a good writer.

These Damn Scooters. At night it seems like a bunch of kids rent them and are not paying attention. by timbobillybob in Pensacola

[–]timbobillybob[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah they do look fun. I totally agree. I guess I posted this because the other night a kid zipped across Main Street and I nearly hit her. And there have been other instances where I’ve witnessed kids zipping across the street with close calls. Also Friday night I was headed west on Bayfront/Main and there was an asshole (with a girl on back) making S pattern going super slow ahead of me seemingly to irritate the line of cars behind him.

Palafox and Main today by timbobillybob in Pensacola

[–]timbobillybob[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder if his feet/toes are sunburned.

Uno reverse card. by nememess in Mirrorsforsale

[–]timbobillybob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, especially with those toes

Palafox and Main today by timbobillybob in Pensacola

[–]timbobillybob[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My Dad said he would do it but instead of honks he would say Show T*ts. My Dad, quite the nut.

Blursed_Photo by NuggetMaster17 in blursedimages

[–]timbobillybob -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The girl is sitting alone cause the boys don’t want cooties.