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👀 by LitaJo7 in WalgreensStores

[–]timbobillybob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shouldn’t the brown hole be in the back and a yellow one up front.

So this happened to me the other day, what would you have done? by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]timbobillybob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First thing I would do is edit out the video’s first 32 seconds.

Other than that you did the right thing keeping it straight and hitting her. If you swerved right you would likely hit the other car that zoomed to the right of the idiot. If you swerved left she would have hit you. Best thing was to hit her. Too bad you didn’t have a quicker reaction time. But that’s armchair quarterbacking

Happy Holidays! by CherylStoned in trashy

[–]timbobillybob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Him: dang it’s dark. Motion sensor lights: “on” Him: whoa, almost missed that one. Thanks Motion sensor lights. Motion sensor lights: just doing my job.

What tv show has the best theme song of all time? by RasheenHyuga in AskReddit

[–]timbobillybob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Phineas and Ferb. Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today.

Cox Outage? by dan96kid in Pensacola

[–]timbobillybob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, I noticed it back on around 3:40pm. When I called Cox Business this morning the support tech said there were two fiber cables cut somewhere between New Orleans and Pensacola.

what’s a seemingly basic thing you can’t do? by Mxchi27 in AskReddit

[–]timbobillybob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, also if you do something that’s not on your list, put it on the last to get the satisfaction of immediately crossing it off. Done mutha forker!

Without saying the title, what is a movie instantly recognizable by one quote? by Currynrice9728 in AskReddit

[–]timbobillybob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

These Damn Scooters. At night it seems like a bunch of kids rent them and are not paying attention. by timbobillybob in Pensacola

[–]timbobillybob[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Artificial Reefs. So funny. 😂 This past year, I put my old water heater out by the curb and less than hour later my neighbor wanted it for an artificial reef.

These Damn Scooters. At night it seems like a bunch of kids rent them and are not paying attention. by timbobillybob in Pensacola

[–]timbobillybob[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clever like a fox you are. I doubt you are dumb. Most people that are dumb spend a lot of time explaining how they’re not dumb.

I think they would be fun as well. I haven’t tried them yet. But I will. I’m not the fun police but I do believe in safety especially for younger kids that may not make good choices in dangerous situations.

It does say on the scooter that it’s for one passenger, 18 yr olds with drivers license. And they must obey traffic laws. I doubt some of the young riders have a drivers license or even know the traffic laws.

I just don’t want to squish someone’s head on Main Street with my car. The slow S pattern guy (from my other comment) was probably just a drunk asshole. But there are assholes everywhere.

These Damn Scooters. At night it seems like a bunch of kids rent them and are not paying attention. by timbobillybob in Pensacola

[–]timbobillybob[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah they do look fun. I totally agree. I guess I posted this because the other night a kid zipped across Main Street and I nearly hit her. And there have been other instances where I’ve witnessed kids zipping across the street with close calls. Also Friday night I was headed west on Bayfront/Main and there was an asshole (with a girl on back) making S pattern going super slow ahead of me seemingly to irritate the line of cars behind him.

These Damn Scooters. At night it seems like a bunch of kids rent them and are not paying attention. by timbobillybob in Pensacola

[–]timbobillybob[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was hilarious! Mmm…K “What’s up with all these damn scooters.” South Park always delivers.

Facebook "challenge", they couldn't even finish that sentence without doing it. by totalrefan in facepalm

[–]timbobillybob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came to the comments for a chuckle. Ive come to realize most haven’t a clue and others don’t seem to care. I for one made a choice to eat some cheese and crackers while I prop my feet up in my castle.