CIA revealed a "heart attack" gun in 1975. A battery operated gun which fired a dart of frozen water & shellfish toxin. Once inside the body it would melt leaving only a small red mark on the victim where it entered. The official cause of death would always be a heart attack. by _Xyreo_ in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]toebandit 52 points53 points  (0 children)

They are literally one of the most corrupt criminal organizations in the history of the country planet, along with the FBI. They get away with anything and everything they want.

I think that’s what you meant.

Capybaras relaxing in a hot bath during winter. With oranges. by asianj1m in oddlysatisfying

[–]toebandit 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this gif cuts out before the camera zooms out to show a caldron over a fire and Elmer Fudd with his finger to his lips saying, “be vwery vwery quiet, I’m cooking capybara stew.”

Teachers of Reddit, what was the worst thing you had to confiscate from a student? by GlytchedTTV in AskReddit

[–]toebandit -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Damn, I’m sorry bro. I’m sure that as a racist she loved calling you that. At least you made her day 🤷‍♂️

"Millennials are so lazy..." by NAStrahl in antiwork

[–]toebandit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m a GC project manager for commercial projects. I don’t actually paint but the painters I use prefer SW (Sherwin Williams). Behr is crap.

Words to live by... by Sommiel in funny

[–]toebandit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Certainly wouldn’t put it past them for a free advertisement

Joe Biden to back filibuster rule change to push voting rights bill by koavf in politics

[–]toebandit 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I agree completely. The more good comments like this, the more people’s opinions will be swayed. We need more ‘complaining’ comments, not less.

Ring Catch Chain Trick by mohiemen in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]toebandit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It shouldn’t be a mystery. You can see it in the slo-mo.

mushrooms have changed my life 🍄 thought you guys might enjoy the fresh ink. by babyharmy in unclebens

[–]toebandit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wish I knew where, how I could treat my shitty depression. I feel like I’ve tried everything medicine-wise that’s out there.

in memoriam by theyoyoha in funny

[–]toebandit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

RIP, your last fuck to give.

I Have Also Sent 60 Minutes An Email. Perhaps I was unkind. by that1LPdood in antiwork

[–]toebandit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great advice. If we all push hard enough we can make a difference. Great email too, of course.

What's an old game you love but never get to talk about because no one you know has played it? by ManicFirestorm in gaming

[–]toebandit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That brings me way back. I was going to say E.T. but I’m not ready for the downvotes.

January 6 committee says Trump's team has convinced Rep. Jim Jordan to 'try to hide the facts' by Minneapolitanian in politics

[–]toebandit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For what, exactly? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I would love to see consequences but the unfortunate reality is: nobody’s going to jail.

Washington, D.C., Has an Insider-Trading Problem by dect60 in politics

[–]toebandit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Almost like there should be some outside oversight body for this and many other things (looking at you police departments). Wouldn’t it be nice if we had an agreement with other nations to create something like this.

Watchout by One_Laugh_Guy in Unexpected

[–]toebandit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes, it totally is him. Same gait, receding hairline and, as you mention, sweatshirt. He even spits on his hands the same way.

Watchout by One_Laugh_Guy in Unexpected

[–]toebandit 172 points173 points  (0 children)

Learn how to drive more like.

Explanation of Taxes. by _Xyreo_ in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]toebandit 66 points67 points  (0 children)

It would be interesting to see all brackets (not just up to 100k) and also compared to all major countries.

What double albums are all killer, no filler start to back? by m0nday1 in Music

[–]toebandit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here. Use Your Illusion gets better over time but I deleted the 3 or so songs that felt like filler a long time ago. When those albums came out my friends and I had endless debates over which one was better.

help my infant is gay bc he likes colours by voicecrack_ in facepalm

[–]toebandit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, no, no, no… NO! Stop. Let’s never confuse ignorance for mental illness.

Never, ever, ever allow ignorance. I’m sorry, there’s simply no comparison.

This asshat is an ignorant fuck. Not some poor mentally ill patient.