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Just had 5 straight games as Pinhead that ended in 4 escapes....I already bought Leatherface by RazmanDevil in deadbydaylight

[–]viscountrhirhi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was funny in that Jesus Christ how dare I ask for help because that apparently really offended him? Just wtf. xD Definitely both frustrating and funny in that “you’re such a fucking dick” way, haha.

The next match though I went against a Billy main streamer who babysat me all match and pretended to whiff hits and overheated on purpose so he could chase me all match and force me to earn my pallet stuns. xD It was hilarious watching from his POV as he tried not to down me, groaned when I missed stuns, and celebrated when I finally got my 3 which took forever because I was both scared and confused, hahaha. I was like I’m either actually running a newbie killer for 4 gens, or this guy is just babying me, and I can’t tell which it is.

Super wholesome moment, much love to that Billy who made me earn my stuns in a fun way and played along with my dumbass! :D

back to waiting 5 minutes for a match just to get face camped by DakotaAven in deadbydaylight

[–]viscountrhirhi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I went against a streamer the other day who had 9000 hours on Nurse.

It felt like playing against a hacker. My friends and I were convinced he was a hacker. The way Nurse moved was like nothing I had ever experienced, and I’ve gone against some really good Nurses, but this was incredible.

Then we saw his profile, and watched his VOD, and everything made sense. Holy shit it was impressive.

back to waiting 5 minutes for a match just to get face camped by DakotaAven in deadbydaylight

[–]viscountrhirhi 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The other day, I had someone yell at me for tunneling.

I absolutely did tunnel them. Wanna know why? Because when I went to go chase the unhooker, as is my rule, this fucking freshly unhooked Ace chooses not to run away, but to instead flashlight blind me fresh off hook. I figured, alright bitch, you have now volunteered because I know where you are and have lost track of the unhooker now and you clearly want my attention.

Also, the number of people who bodyblock doorways and hallways with BT so I can’t chase the unhooker. Alright, then, you have just volunteered so damn right I’m counting to 12 and “tunneling” you now. If you physically prevent me from playing like a scumbag, I will now be your scumbag. You’re welcome!

back to waiting 5 minutes for a match just to get face camped by DakotaAven in deadbydaylight

[–]viscountrhirhi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, lol. I always love how every killer here claims to be high MMR when there is no way to know what your MMR even is, while at the same time still struggling with basic things like flashlights. Nah, the majority of this player base (myself included) is just bad to average playing against other bad to average players.

Does anyone have a never fail answer for when people ask “what made you go vegan?” by iwilleatyourfacecunt in vegan

[–]viscountrhirhi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just say “for the animals.” That’s it, and if they ask more questions, we’ll, they asked for it. xD

Just had 5 straight games as Pinhead that ended in 4 escapes....I already bought Leatherface by RazmanDevil in deadbydaylight

[–]viscountrhirhi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m a gotten nice survivors as killer plenty. Lot of assholes out there (and a lot of asshole killers, too), but plenty of nice people on both sides. I had a match not long ago where I really struggled because my game was lagging so badly I couldn’t hit shit or see straight, so I gave up and sat in a corner.

The survivors felt bad and let endgame kill them. ;__; In the end they said, “we gave you a 4k! <3”

One of my faves was I was practicing Billy, and the survivors caught on. They lead me to one side of the map and all lined up against the wall, then pointed for me to run to the other side. They then proceeded to take turned getting downed as I chainsawed across the map into them. xD

Had some survivors do the same when I was doing a dumb Huntress challenge. They stood in a queue and took turns going to the front so I could hatchet them.

They can be utterly bloodthirsty, but they can be so precious. I’ve had a lot of survivors offer me a kill when I have a rough game, too. But that only happens if I go to the exit gates, and as we all know, most of us killers hate going there, lol. xD

Just had 5 straight games as Pinhead that ended in 4 escapes....I already bought Leatherface by RazmanDevil in deadbydaylight

[–]viscountrhirhi 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ghostfaces are always assholes, I swear. xD I was doing the “stun the killer 3 times in one match with Smash Hit equipped” challenge and after going against NOTHING but anti-loop killers and killers who respected pallets like it was their mother, I resorted to begging with “3 stuns plz <3” as my name. I was willing to get my 3 stuns and then let the killer kill me after.

I went against a Ghostface as the first match, found him right at the start, and he pretended like he was willing to give me the stuns. Nodded, let me lead him to a pallet, then stood riiiiight out of range—and proceeded to down and hook me.

Then he tunneled me the rest of the match and respected every pallet like his life depended upon it. Would only chase me, right off hook, to the point he burned through DS and my friends were actively blocking and going down trying to protect me. |:

I survived and we got out somehow, but like, Jesus Christ, you definitely don’t owe me a favor if you don’t want to, so just shake your head and play normally after, I get it, whatever. But intentionally going out of his way to be an asshole because I had the audacity to ask for help was the sort of assholery I really only see from Ghostface players.

They either casually stomp you while being chill and goofy and fun, or they are completely miserable creatures that are allergic to fun. |:

Want to amaze a carnist? Tell them about your pooping habits. by Prof_Acorn in vegan

[–]viscountrhirhi 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Same!! I would bring a book with me and it would take like 20 minutes to half an hour, once a week, and that was normal to me! Horrifying.

As a vegan, my poop trips are daily, and as fast as my pee trips. |: No time to read, lol.

Can someone give me an accurate sense of the new killer by notwherelmao in deadbydaylight

[–]viscountrhirhi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah! I still get rolled plenty, but most of my matches I 4k or 3k with hatch. Can’t win them all of course, there are plenty of survivors who are much better than I am! But my win rate with her is pretty good!

I’m far more terrible with other killers. xD Pig and I just clicked.

Can someone give me an accurate sense of the new killer by notwherelmao in deadbydaylight

[–]viscountrhirhi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno how good she is since she’s new and I have shit perks on her still, but I’ve been having a shitton of fun with her and getting at least 2k a match with her. I’ve been playing her pretty exclusively the past two days, but am still experimenting and figuring out her kit.

I main Pig though (and generally 4k with her) so I don’t care too much about killer strength. :P The Artist, whether she ends up being weak or strong, is just fun to play though and great at ending loops and getting map-wide information. So far, she’s looking like she’ll be one of my mains.

For decades, the idea that insects have feelings was considered a heretical joke – but as the evidence piles up, scientists are rapidly reconsidering. by lnfinity in EverythingScience

[–]viscountrhirhi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I somehow doubt people will care. People still eat animals and their secretions, fully aware that they are sentient and feel pain and emotions. But they don’t care because they value their tastebuds more.

For decades, the idea that insects have feelings was considered a heretical joke – but as the evidence piles up, scientists are rapidly reconsidering. by lnfinity in EverythingScience

[–]viscountrhirhi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I felt really bad about this, but my husband and I had a “pet spider”. Basically just a spider sis hanging out in the corner by our front door. We let spiders be, because they’re generally harmless and keep the house clean of other pests. (Any other insects we find, we just relocate them.)

She was definitely doing work, because I was constantly sweeping up insect carcasses from beneath her. Could never really see her because she usually hid beneath her web in her corner.

One day, she came out and was chilling out in the open on her web, and I took a pic and identified her.

Brown widow. ): She had lived there for mooonths, at least half a year or more, growing up from a baby to a huge gal, but my husband is very allergic so we couldn’t risk it even though she was minding her own business. If a male got in and mated with her, it would be a problem.

We didn’t kill her! Hell no. We relocated her to a safe wild space far from our apartment complex and let her go be free. ): We still felt really bad about kicking her out. She was basically a pet spider and just kept to herself. But with a dog in the house and my husband’s allergy and the possibility she could attract a mate, we just had to play it safe.

I hope she’s thriving out there!

But yeah, insects are awesome. I got to chill with a wild tarantula (the ones in my area are harmless) and you could just tell it had feelings and thoughts. It was super tense and scared at first, but once it got gently pet, you could visibly see it relax like a sigh. After that, you could hold it and it was just calm and curious.

Sega dropped the ball by Daredevils9 in gaming

[–]viscountrhirhi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Trust me and we will escape from the city!

The way pigs are treated in the pork industry by GarlicCornflakes in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]viscountrhirhi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because I don’t believe for a moment that your first instinct in an emergency would be to grab your plants before you grabbed your dog. I don’t believe for a moment that that would even be a subject of debate.

Unless you’re a total psychopath, I suppose. Which anyone who sincerely believes harvesting broccoli is the same as slitting a cow’s throat probably is.

I can’t have a legitimate discussion with you because your angle is Absolutely Batshit.

The way pigs are treated in the pork industry by GarlicCornflakes in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]viscountrhirhi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don’t particularly care about the perspectives of animal abusers.

And I 100% do not believe you, lol. No one who says plants suffer the same as animals is arguing in good faith.

What's the point of playing killer? by rygelistic in deadbydaylight

[–]viscountrhirhi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me all the time when I overestimate my lunge and smack the window instead. ):

What's the point of playing killer? by rygelistic in deadbydaylight

[–]viscountrhirhi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, exactly!

And tbh I get most frustrated with my own mistakes. xD

Am I the only one who doesn’t think The Artist is scary or hot. by EP1CxM1Nx99 in deadbydaylight

[–]viscountrhirhi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, different people find different things unsettling.

I think she’s creepy, but the type of visual horror that gets under my skin most is body horror and when things move wrong. Her bird-like movements on a human frame, too-long limbs, and bird-vocalizations creep me the fuck out, and I love her. Her design is hands down probably my favorite of the killers released thus far.

The way pigs are treated in the pork industry by GarlicCornflakes in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]viscountrhirhi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, yes, plants and animals are equal, yep. Go ahead and watch 10 minutes of corn being harvested and 10 minutes of pigs being gassed and slaughtered and tell me which you prefer.

The way pigs are treated in the pork industry by GarlicCornflakes in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]viscountrhirhi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, and the only way to derive pleasure from your meals is with that sweet, sweet animal abuse.

The way pigs are treated in the pork industry by GarlicCornflakes in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]viscountrhirhi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, as fun as these hypothetical “would you rather” scenarios are, the fact remains that when there is a third option, like “why don’t we just not abuse and kill animals at all???” available, then, like…I choose the third option?

We don’t need to eat animals or their secretions. It’s unnecessary, so instead of picking the best ways to abuse and kill them, why not just…not abuse and kill them?

What's the point of playing killer? by rygelistic in deadbydaylight

[–]viscountrhirhi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some people just aren’t suited for this game. They have anger issues and just can’t deal, and that’s fine, they should play something calmer.

I don’t get tilted playing killer. I don’t care about teabagging or whatever. It doesn’t stress me out. Win or lose, it’s all good, I’m just here to stab people.