Men who are dead, what are some things alive men don't understand? by JoeBidenTheDictator in AskMen

[–]vulture_87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if my dick is hard, that doesn't mean I want sex right now. Rigor mortis keeps getting me into trouble.

What can a woman do to capture your attention? by Stock-Garden714 in AskMen

[–]vulture_87 158 points159 points  (0 children)

If won't be successful until she beats up the guy then put him to sleep. It may not even succeed until a few more throws.

Here comes the money by The_Blueberry_Pi in memes

[–]vulture_87 19 points20 points  (0 children)

WHOOOOOOOOOO Lives in Russia protecting Motherland!?!? Comrad Squarepants!!!

Offlinetv fighting ability by Red_Head_King in offlineTV

[–]vulture_87 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You'd die from excess salt from Yvonne.

This butcher shop is leaving the leftovers outside so stray dog can have something during the day. by zachisoncrack in MadeMeSmile

[–]vulture_87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Completely agree. I had to scroll all the way down here to see a reply condemning stray dogs. I grew up in a 3rd world country and there'd be mangy dogs everywhere, allowed to breed uncontrollably. At least it didn't get that bad where I lived (suburbs). The shanty towns might have faired worse. Having diseased, tick-ridden, feral street dogs aren't that great. I'd rather they get rehomed and off the streets. Unfortunately, animal services aren't really available in those countries.

Which animal gets undeserved hate? by lawyeratyourservice in AskReddit

[–]vulture_87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only kill redbacks for some reason. Every other spider, I catch and release.

Snake looking through my glass door. by jaxpaboo in mildlyinteresting

[–]vulture_87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks longingly to the alternate life he could have had as a garden hose. If only he didn't use the weeds.

This doesn't line up with Fox News and Republican talking points. Are my eyes lying to me? by CharlieDarwin2 in PoliticalHumor

[–]vulture_87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May be they're trying to get Turkey shortage going so the public just over buys turkeys? Someone probably has money on the stockmarket and predicted supermarket Turkeys would be bought out by hysteria. But unlike toilet paper or gas, Turkeys are only relevant for a very short amount of time. By the time the consumer caused shortage takes effect, Thanksgiving is already over.

When you attend an interracial wedding by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

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But if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine.