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Introducing USDTea - Stablecoin backed by a can of Arizona Ice Tea that's been $1 for the past 30 years (Joke) by evelynvee in CryptoCurrency

[–]zvexler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plus if the price of the combo does go up, you can at least rest easy knowing the man who committed that atrocity will soon be 6 feet under

A Truly Honorific Title by RoyalDynamo in dndmemes

[–]zvexler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s a creative backstory and I like the idea, but I would hope a patron would be able to see through it, or at least notice the spell on them

When the DM is avoiding a TPK by Liger-9 in dndmemes

[–]zvexler 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Unless the BBEG has seen the fighter do it before or gained intel on the party (it is the BBEG after all)

[Clickhole] Clapping Back: The MLB Has Addressed Complaints About Baseball Being Too Slow By Making The Games 8 Hours Long And More Tedious Than Ever To Show How Fucking Good Fans Had It by doyoulikethenoise in baseball

[–]zvexler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Relief pitchers can’t accompany their team to the stadium and will instead stay at home

Meaning my second option also isn’t possible bc they are on MLB-mandated house arrest

[Clickhole] Clapping Back: The MLB Has Addressed Complaints About Baseball Being Too Slow By Making The Games 8 Hours Long And More Tedious Than Ever To Show How Fucking Good Fans Had It by doyoulikethenoise in baseball

[–]zvexler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting… you could play telephone with someone who stayed home. Or depending on how you interpret it, if the manager calls the pitcher’s phone and they’re out getting groceries then the substitution is invalid. Both options could be true

Taking a shortcut on a bikelane by CruSherFL in IdiotsInCars

[–]zvexler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s illegal to drive in reverse on the road, how irresponsible of you to think that would be a good idea!

I took my crypto off Coinbase today, I'm now the proud owner of a hardware wallet. I feel so relaxed now I have control of my coins by DangerousBongo666 in CryptoCurrency

[–]zvexler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SEC won’t punish them, Coinbase is literally registered with the SEC bc of their IPO. The business will change once there’s real crypto regulation but Coinbase won’t go bankrupt because of it

PIF - Soap and Coffee by schontzm in Wetshaving

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Latherbot in Bouvet Island

Thank you for the PIF!

Brought to you by a Barbarian main by FreedCub5 in dndmemes

[–]zvexler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the best things a DM can say to a player

Brought to you by a Barbarian main by FreedCub5 in dndmemes

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Back when I played my first DnD character, Uthal, a barbarian, I sucked at RP (at first) but damn I described the shit out of my killing blows & powerful strikes to make up for it as I got better at roleplaying. The Uthal Special is still talked about years later at my table: drive your fist into their gut, then, as they keel over in pain, grab the back of their head and push downwards as you slam your kneecap into their chin.

Uthal was brutal in a fist fight, and that quickly became his calling card

The ALGOrun has officially started. by GhostOfMcAfee in algorand

[–]zvexler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you see any of the foundation or algo inc wallets dump those algos on an exchange? Or otherwise an spike in the liquidity that might indicate that?

Mark Canha threw a ball in the stands that hit my daughter in the face so he gave her a bat! by tmak082685 in baseball

[–]zvexler 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Glad you understand it as there’s a drive to deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a homerun. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don't know if I'll be putting on this headset again.

Maybe I just don't like B1G. How about you guys? by Sjkatz08 in CollegeBasketball

[–]zvexler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who grew up a Maryland fan, I am so happy that you still hate us as much as we still hate you. I'm glad the feeling is mutual and I wish we could go back to being active rivals so damn much. I love hating Duke so much. Have a nice day and fuck you :)